Insanity Contest

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lemme see, what are the some of the weird and insane things i've ever done?

-shot my archery teacher in the ass 7 TIMES! i swear that guy still hates me! hell, who wouldn't?
-ate about a cupfull of blu-tack.
-threw my cat off a 15 storey builing.
-tried to jump after the cat.
-kicked a bear
-shouted at my computer for 4 hours because it got infested with a virus.
-uploaded the same virus onto the school server
-pissed off a wild boar. it resulted in me running like crazy to the nearest tree, climbing up on it and staying there for 18 hours untill my dad chased off the boar

theres more but i cant think of any more right now.

sorry about the grammar and spelling! its not my fault blame my teacher!

 

Err, something, what happened after you jumped after your cat? And what happened after you, ah, kicked the bear ?

 

i said i tried to jump after the cat! my friend stopped me.

the bear thing was in a zoo. the bear went crazy and they had to tranquilize it. i couldnt stop laughing for a month!

 

I've heard it takes about 7 floors for a cat to stop accelerating enough to relax and prepare for the impact; statistically, the ones who live drop from either above 7 floors or the 2nd floor.

Seriously, the dumbest thing I can remember is missing a Fortran final. I had an high A in the class, and thought the final was during final week. I must have gotten confused or been on heroin, 'cause the 'last day of class' was the week *before* final week. So, I ended out with a C.

Details, details...

 

And when was the Blu-Tak incident?

 

Putting dead snails in the sofa cushions and *everybody* sat down on them at once, oblivious to my scheme

 

Hmm logically wouldn't the more of the ones who aren't dropped at all survive?

 

I don't know what is "The Stupidest" thing i have done but one of the finalists would be that I threw lighted firecracker in a toilet. Funny thing I "noticed" that is stupid and that it could be bad after I did it and before it exploded. That firecracker had the longest fuse in my life My advice: if you do similar thing, don't do what I did -> I flushed and that was the worst thing, toilet "exploded" (that lower part nearest to the floor "opened") and the "****" was all over the floor... Then I tried to glue it but it was leaking (I couldn't find some small parts) so i had to buy new one. I will never forget my dad's face when I told him what I did.

 

When i was a 12 years old we had a charwoman. One day i put a lot of pins in a blanket, that was lying on a chair in my room. I turned the blanket upside down, so that noone would see what stupid things i've done. The charwoman came and right sat down on that chair. I heard her cry .
That was nice because she went off and was never seen again. Sure i had to clean the whole house by myself after that (because my mother sits in a wheelchair), but that was better than the charwoman.

 

I actually think eating glass was is the stupidest thing I do - it started when I was five those glass beads that look like sweets, then when I was suicidal and now I just eat glass for the hell of it

 

Total wouldn't the flame burn out because of all of the water washing around it? Also, how big was the fire cracker? It had to be bigger than a m18 (typical size) to blow up your toilet.

 

hmm... must get ahold of some sandwiches to trade with z-layrex...

 

Eating a hook for fishing and boasting what a big fish i caught

kicked a ball into geography teachers nuts He went nuts Thats why i had one grade less

 

Two of my friends like sniffing their cat

 

And you probably digested the hook after right?

Anyway the craziest thing I've ever done was.... Well I can't seem to remember. I was kicking and hitting my teacher until she quit her job (no I'm not kidding) but that was years ago. The craziest thing I did about a year ago was ride a bike of the roof of a building (no again I'm not kidding ). I was immediately transferred to ER and I spent the next two weeks in the hospital (the food was awful but at least there was no school ).