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Jobs for the NPCs....

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Arabwel, Aug 31, 2004.

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  1. Register Gems: 29/31
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    Valygar: International Mercenary

    Kivan: Sniper at SWAT or SPETNAZ

    Viconia: Some backstage political actor, ruling without anyone knowing.

    The Nameless One: Bush, not knowing who he is or where he is. :D

    Edwin: Some evil principal or math teacher.
     
    Register, Sep 16, 2004
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    Sarevok - sadistic drill sergeant

    Jan Jansen - Iron Chef Turnip

    Minsc - security officer at a petting zoo, or working with Steve Irwin

    Xan - motivational speaker

    Irenicus - sets up Soulstealers Anonymous, a self-help group for demons, wizards and monsters who cannot control their "soul addictions"

    Jaheira - Greens Party senator or head of Greenpeace's militant wing (with Cernd as her backup)

    Viconia - host of The Weakest Link or the next Naomi Campbell

    Keldorn - head of the American Family Association

    Anomen - televangelist (with Mazzy and maybe Keldorn as a regular special guest)

    Aerie - the next Bible-thumping pure-as-the-driven-snow Britney Spears

    Imoen - the next Winona Ryder

    Korgan - riding the lightning for being the world's most prolific serial killer

    Valygar - star linebacker for Tampa Bay

    Haer'Dalis - annoying I'm-so-damn-great music show host

    Edwin - tyrannical leader of some inconsequential island nation in the Pacific, with plans to expand (that will show those monkeys who is the real power in this world!)

    Nalia - head of Amnesty International

    Yoshimo - on the new series of Manhunt, and working in a circus, 'cause he can dance on the head of a pin as well...
     
    NonSequitur, Sep 16, 2004
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    hehe good one.

    I notice nobody mentioned Safana(sp?) from BG1. I bet she'd be an awesome stripper or a phone sex hotline speaker haha
     
    Enagonios, Sep 16, 2004
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    Edwin: On pop idol or whatever the equivilent in your country as a judge with the mean man Simon Cowle :p
    Korgan and Aerie: The latest couple added to your local sitcom.
    Jan: Weapons manufacturer and owner of a restraunt devoted to turnips and author of biographies of everyone hes met.
    Jahiera: Head of green-peace.
    Minsc: Primary/grade school teacher (hes nice to kids!)
    Boo: Supreme lord and master of all mankind. :p
     
    Vandred, Sep 16, 2004
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