Lyrics to your fave songs

She still has the t-shirt she bought in the mall tour!!!!

 

The Banana Splits were Cool!

Actually, that Tiffany show was pretty fun. I got a handful of free tickets, (apparently no one else in town wanted them) so I took about 6 or 7 girls from age 7 up to 11. I think I was 16 at the time. Heh. Did I mention I also took a couple of them to see The New Kids on the Block? I was every moms favorite babysitter.

~The Right Stuff~

 

lol, oh thank god, i thought I was but one freak that enjoyed Tiffany. But alas, I have made up for my mistake's! I now listen to N'Sync! and Brittany Spears...Er..wait, oh my god...it's like a constant engulfing disease. First Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, and New Kids On The Block. Today, Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys! No!!!! *crawls into an empty hole and curls up rocking back and forth crying.."no, no"

 

Now I am afraid...Very, very, afraid.

 

*pulls Laurana out from the hole and comforts her*

Listen, I met these really nice people and they've helped me and I think they can help you too. We've got this group... TeenPopaholics Anonymous. You should join us. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

*stands up*

Hi, my name is Darien Noella and I'm a TeenPopaholic!

 

My confession: I had a crush on Samantha Fox back in the 80's!

I even have her album...On Vinyl!!!!

 

Little off topic, but since we're confessing:

I sure liked watching the 'Solid Gold' Dancers as a kid. Mmmmm - don't own any Samantha Fox records, thats going a bit far

 

Lord Moeken, c'mon, that's no confession! Now, if you were confessing to watching Denny Terrio, THAT would be worth something.

Check out this link. And Bel, theres a shot of Josie and the Pussycats if you scroll down.
http://members.aol.com/kellya444/remember.html

 

He's got a brand new car
Looks like a jaguar
Its got leather seats
Its got a CD player player player player player player player player player player

But i dont wanna talk about it anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try to fake it
Anymore
Anymore

Part of the song 'Buck Rogers'
- By Feeder

This song is so...useful...it seems to fit any occasion i think.

 

In the light of Tal's post are we going to see the lyrics of the Hedgehog Song as well?

 

#...the giraffe if you stand on a ladder...but! the hedgehog can never be buggered at all#

i'm afraid i don't know more than that, i wait to be enlightened...

[This message has been edited by Duskai (edited March 17, 2001).]

 

Californication

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your minds elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
Its Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your raging
Chorus: First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderon's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who pray
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation
Chorus
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girls guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what your craving
Chorus

(Go the Chilli Peppers! )

 

Here you go, Duskai!

The Hedgehog Song, v1.7
-----------------------
Reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and alt.fan.pratchett
from the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett


Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2: The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 3: (So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come
You'll never get through his impregnable bum
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all)

CHORUS

A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see,
You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee.
You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
But to keep up with them you may have to run.
You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

A hippo is funny but take care if underneath,
A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth.
Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain
If you take my advice you will save yourself pain
When the base urges strike you it's best to recall
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

CHORUS

Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun
You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun
But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool
Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool
But the fact still remains that if you want to ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you
And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu
Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight
The best way is sideways, then twist to the right
If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.



[This message has been edited by Darien Noella (edited March 18, 2001).]

 

Hm... just heard the most intriguing song on TV, and I feel it would be a terrible crime not to share it...

*takes out his mandolin, and hums a few bars*

"Fighting crime,
trying to save the world,
here they come just in tiiiiime,
the power-puff giiiirls!"

(Gods, this tired little bard needs sleep...)

 

Conflict, from Disturbed

you are enemy
you are me hated enemy
I am enemy
number one-rated enemy
I'm labeled enemy
I am your mortal enemy
My actions enemy
make me your bitter enemy

all the world around enemy
they're tearing up the ground enemy
they're drawn in by the sound
enemy, enemy, I must eliminate my enemy

Your people enemy
my people's hated enemy
what are you enemy
though a created enemy
terminate the enemy
eradicate the hated enemy
i am an enemy
my very greatest enemy

you try to tell me that you love life
then find another way to kill life

wanting, love life
needing, kill life
wanting, love life
needing, kill your
enemy


....
Darien: ROFLMAO

 

a little U2 dedicated to Darien

Like a desert needs rain
Like a town needs a name
I need your love
Like a drifter needs a room
Hawkmoon
I need your love

Like a rhythm unbroken
Like drums in the nigth
Like sweet soul music
Like sunlight
I need your love

Like coming home
and you don´t know where you´ve been
Like black coffee
Like nicotine
I need your love

When the nigth has no end
And the day yet to begin
As the room spins around
I need your love

Like a Phoenix rising
Needs a holy tree
Like the sweet revenge
Of a bitter enemy
I need your love

Like the heat needs the sun
Like honey on her tounge
Like the muzzel of a gun
Like oxygen
I need your love

When the nigth has no end
And the day yet to begin
As the room spins around
I need your love

Like thunder needs rain
Like the preacher needs pain
Like tounges of flame
Like a blindman´s cane
Like a needle in the vein
Like someone to blame
Like a thought unchained
Like a runaway train
I need your love

Like a fighter´s rage
His dreames in a cage
Like faith needs a doubt
Like a freeway out
I need your love

Like powder needs a spark
Like lies need the dark
I need your love

 

Hmm... God, I hate U2... *gag*

 

who knows this?

Doors locked (doors locked)
Blinds pulled (blinds pulled)
Lights low (lights low)
Flames high (flames high)

My body, (My body), My body
My body, (My body), My body

My body is Walking In Space
My soul is in orbit with God face to face
Floating, flipping; Flying, tripping
Tripping from Potsville to Starlight
Tripping from Starlight to Moonville
On a rocket to the Fourth Dimension
Total self-awareness, the intention
My mind is as clear as country air
I feel my flesh, all colors mesh

Red, black; Blue, brown
Yellow, crimson; Green, orange
Purple, pink; Violet, white
White, white; white, white
White, white...

All the clouds are cumuloft, Walking In Space
Oh my God, your skin is soft, I love your face
How dare they try to end this beauty?
How dare they try to end this beauty?

To keep us under foot, they bury us in soot
Pretending it's a chore, to ship us off to war
In this dive we rediscover sensation
In this dive we rediscover sensation

Walking In Space, we find the purpose of peace
The beauty of life, you can no longer hide

Our eyes are open, our eyes are open
Our eyes are open, our eyes are open
Wide! Wide! Wide!