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penis names?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by scarampella, Dec 16, 2002.

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  1. Mathetais Gems: 28/31
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    I leave for the evening and *THIS* sort of thing happens. Goodness gracious what is a holy man to do.

    As far as names, most of them have been joking, like Goliath or Colossis. The word "Wiggle" gets used (not by me) sometimes, but I'm not real keen on that one.
     
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    [​IMG] Sniper (or should we call you 'Ted'?): your grammar on your last post was a little... off.

    "Here penis, penis, penis! Come to your ex-girlfriend, there's a good boy!" ;)

    [ December 17, 2002, 18:34: Message edited by: the god ]
     
  3. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Because you are the nearest person posting here on the boards and I love you deeply!

    /me hugs the toilet, comes back and pukes over his keyboard.
     
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    [​IMG] Well since i don't have 180cm long penis i call him "little one"!

    I too never thought about giving "him" some real name! Talking to "him" as to 3rd person is enough weird for me!

    [ December 17, 2002, 19:42: Message edited by: ToTaL ]
     
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    MoN says I do, thats why he loves me :p
     
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    [​IMG] OH MY ***! this can't be serious! "faints" :eek:

    Is this the result of the splitting of whatnots? all the serious topics have gone and now you're stuck with these? if so puhleaze! unsplit them right now! ;)

    (and for the record NO I don't give my penis names. and my girlfriend better hasn't got one for it either!)
    :rolleyes:
     
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    intentioner: Bearded axe wound OMG!!! Never heard that one!
     
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    People of SP, meet Shralp II. He's a little shy, so don't make any sudden movements...
     
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    [​IMG] Alexander the Great or Ceasar. :D

    [ December 17, 2002, 21:58: Message edited by: jesper898 ]
     
  10. Master of Nuhn

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    Erm, let me get this clear:
    Morgoth, I didn't say you HAVE 180cm. I said you ARE! :evil:
    ;)
     
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    @ Sir Yerril
    LOL :lol:
     
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    william smit: crack me up! purple headed yogurt slinger? that's almost disgusting!
     
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    I have an ex-boyfriend who insisted that his was called Spike. Which may or may not show you why he's an EX-boyfriend....
     
  14. Morgoth

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    I´m not that small, Im Dutch, potsjandorie :p
    from my feet to my head I´m 197cm...

    Oh, thats why he loves me, erm :aaa:

    but "serious",
    1. With my size, I aint compensating for something
    2. And I´m not that alone/sick :p to give my penis a name

    [ December 18, 2002, 17:03: Message edited by: Morgoth ]
     
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    [​IMG] Why cant we ever have normal topics? hehe :)
    and by the way i DIDNT name my blue headed avenger :)
     
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    crack me up Jesper!

    [ December 18, 2002, 20:56: Message edited by: scarampella ]
     
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    blue? are you choking it jesper... or are you just doing to many one-man-shows?

    [ December 18, 2002, 21:04: Message edited by: Ivanji, son of Loki ]
     
  18. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Is it that cold in your pants, Jesper??
     
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    I think you guys are confusing the blues...
     
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    [​IMG] If you want me to give him a name, Irving Paul Freely. I.P. Freely! :hahaerr:
     
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