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Women are *curious* and like to *help*

but it just seems like we are meddleing

We may be evil, but if we are then it's because you MEN have oppressed us for years and we seek revenge

 

Men in the past opressed women in the past. Take it out on them. And stop interfering, you may be curious, just ask, but not in the interrogation way with the big brother is watching you way of doing it, pleeeeeeeeease

 

Atreides: I didn't think you were gay, but it was probably a good idea to clarify that. And see, 22 does make a whole lot of sense...It could be a deal with them trying to hold onto their youth, or get a younger perspective on things or...maybe...you're just a really great guy. That does happen from time to time. I wouldn't worry about it...enjoy the fact that you're getting a different perspective on life.

 

Women torment men because it's fun and easy

We have ways to confuse them very easily and are able to use our memories to jump surprises on you - but worse of all - there is the silent treatment, puppy-eyes, and catty option

 

There's nothing worse than the attitude of an attractive teenage girl.

 

Believe me... Mothers are worse...

 

Here are some funny quotes that men have said in the past:

"Women, can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex with out them!!!" - Dick, From 3rd Rock From The Sun

"Women, can't live with them, can't have a crappy line of credit without them." - My Dad

"When a woman tries something new, let her fail miserably, then go have a good laugh with your buddies."

I heard the last one off of Dahrma & Greg, but I couldn't quite remember the exact words, but I figure it's close enough.

 

Who's seen My Fair Lady?
"Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest; so thoroughly square. Eternally noble. Historically fair. Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum. Why can't a woman be a chum. Why is thinking something women never do. Why is logic never even tried? Straightening up their hair is all they ever do. Why don't they...straighten up the mess that's inside? Why can't a woman behave like a man?"

And the classic....
"BUT.....Let a woman in your life and your senerity is threw. She redecorates your home from your cellar to your dome, then goes on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you. Let a woman in your life and you're up against a wall. Make a plan and you will find she has something else in mind and so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all. You want to talk of Keats and Milton; She only wants to talk of love. You'll go to see a play or ballet and spend it searching for her glove. Let a woman in your life and you invite eternal strife!"

Ahhh....A Hymn to Him.

[ December 08, 2002, 18:58: Message edited by: dragonjewel13 ]

 

Never were truer words spoken.

All women have a hidden reserve of evil, and they all use it regularly. Just some more regularly than others.

 

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There's nothing worse than the attitude of an attractive teenage girl.
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Ahym, I really think same goes for teenage boys - you only need to see my brother

 

well, ok, but can't you go to your local cemetary and dig up a man who has been dead for 100 years or more? Beat on him, not us.

 

Respect the dead AMaster

 

I've actually met quite a few girls lately who are nothing but sweet. All you have to do is not be incredibly stubborn and be willing to help them out. Most tend to reciprocate, once they realize that you aren't a pig-headed jerk.

And don't stop! It's fun to be tormented (when she's just kidding around and not being vindictive).

Shut a woman out of your life and you're inviting a lot more than eternal strife. Seriously, it sucks not having friends from the opposite gender.

 

not for one-in-ten people in America