Post for random babbling, possibly with some sense, #4

Actually, my favorite is VBulletin by Jelsoft Enterprises Limited (as at BIS). http://www.vbulletin.com/

phpBB is the worst type I've ever seen.

UBB (as long as hacks are released) can still look fresh and new. Good choice Tal!

 

8People? Are you truly that sad?
NEOPETS SHALL ALL BE BEATEN TO OBLIVION!!

I dnt like them.
(___)
(. .)
\./\_/
_\ \ (gettin' jiigy with it!)
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Of course Neopets will be beaten to oblivion. It's the most stupid site in the whole entire internet thing. Anyone who goes there is a retard for all I know. The people who made that site are retards!!!

 

Who said anything about me going on it?

 

As far as Bulletin Boards go, Open Bulletin Board is pretty nice .

Only 4 days till I see Episode 2!

 

There was a murder in the red barn
Murder in the red barn

The trees are bending over and
The cows are lying down
The autumn's taking over
You can hear the Buckshot hounds
The watchman said to Reba the loon
Was it pale at Manzanita
Was it Blind Bob Raccoon?
Pin it on a drifter
They sleep beneath the bridge
One plays the violin
And sleeps inside a fridge

There was a murder in the red barn
A murder in the red barn

Now they surrounded the house
The smoked him out
They took him off in chains
The sky turned black and bruised
And we had months of heavy rains
Now the raven's nest in the rotted roof
Of Chenoweth's old place
And no one's asking Cal
About that scar upon his face
'Cause there's nothin' strange
About an axe with blood stains
in the barn
There's always some killin'
You got to do around the farm

A murder in the red barn
A murder in the red barn

Now a lady can't do nothin'
Without
Folks' tongues waggin'
Is that
Blood on the tree
Or is it autumn's red blaze
When the ground is soft for diggin'
And the rain will bring all its gloom
There's nothin' wrong with a lady
Drinkin' alone in her room

There was a murder in the red barn
A murder in the red barn...

"Murder in the Red Barn"
Tom Waits
Bone Machine, 1992

 

Eat It
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

 

Star Trek Rhapsody (set to tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) by Weird Al:

I am the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Captain Kirk! This is Spock. Please step on the transporter
Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No!
I'm a doctor!
Not an actor!
Not a milkman!
What does that mean?
And I'm sorry, he's dead Jim.

Photon torpedo-o-o.

Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequency.
Yes, Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequency, sir.
Let's boldly go where no-one's gone before.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Beam me up, Mr Scott.
Sulu go to warp.
Warp three, sir.
No! That will be way too slow.
Warp four, sir?
That still is way too slow.
Warp five, sir?
That still is too damn slow.
Warp six?
It's too damn slow.
Warp seven?
It's too damn slow.
It's too damn slo-o-o-o-w.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Mr Chekov, Mr Chekov.
I am firing torpedo.
That will not work, and would be illogical to me, to me, to meeeee.

Heh, Weird Al rocks...

 

Ok so I'm playing my new gutar. I doing pretty good. I've got a few notes memorized now and I'm learning how to play one right after another. My mom comes in and tells me to close all my windows and turn it down. It was on Valume 1.

I'm thinking the only time I will play it any more will be when she's gone so she can't hear me.

 

!!!!!!!!
DAY 1!!
!!!!!!!!

Here we are, the wait is over or (almost over.) Let's kick it off with the opening crawl:

There is unrest in the Galatic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.

The seperatist movement, under the leadership of Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galatic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...

And then something that has never happened before: the camera tilts up instead of down. Interesting.

Although it's not said in the movie, the EU literature I think has revealed that there are about 10,000 Jedi Knights (I guess this isn't counting Padawans) in the galaxy at the beginning of AOTC. There's going to be a lot of deaths between Episode II and IV .

And one more thing to look out for when you go see the movie... Remember in Episode IV, A New Hope, the stormtrooper hits his helmet on the doorway when a group of them enters the Death Star room C-3PO and R2-D2 are in (during the trash compactor sequence.) Well in Episode II, somebody hits their helmet again on a doorway. So be on the lookout for that .

 

Jesus Big B. This Star Wars obsession is so dull... Christ!.

"Look out for someone hitting his head on a door" !

 

Lryics to my bands new song (punk band)Its your loss

VERSE

I want to stay at home
And not get out of bed
But I hate being alone
I sometimes wish I was dead

But I am sick and tired
Of you playing with my mind
Our time has expired
But I will give it another try
*Quick break*
VERSE 2

When I go to school
I see you standing there
And all I want to do
Is hold you hand

Yeah you mean that much to me
And I don’t want to leave
People say we’re not meant to be
Its not like they try to see

CHORUS

[And] I try to do my best
I tried to pass your test
But then I over shot
You didn’t want to carry on
*Music bit thing*
It’s your loss
It’s your loss

VERSE 3
Now every time I see you
You’re always with that guy
I wonder if you have a clue
He’s the guy no one likes

He tried to ruin my friends
And he did for a while
But now he is at it again
I just want to see you smile

CHORUS

*Break*

If what you say is true
That you don’t want me
And not said at face value
It’s your loss

CHORUS x 2

What do you think of them?

 

Lighten up Christopher Lee, it's not dull, it's a tip of the hat to a goof that happened in the original Star Wars.

To a non-fan it may sound dumb, but to a fan it's classic.

 

Classic what? I don't get it? surely it was an accident that the director just didn;t notice?...

 

Yipee we found what's spam even in a spam topic!

 

My turn to spam...I mean post.
So, what are you people doing for the long weekend? (Those of you that actually HAVE a long weekend)

 

Whoa, I didn't mean to start a fashion.

 

how wude! FS, that's a bit of a personal question, don't you think? i'll keep the length of my weekend to myself, thank you!