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You're a guy. Helllllllooooo, if I thought I still needed a few more years to being an immature annoying person, I wouldn't be going out right now. It's my decision and maybe I made it too early but for me it's just right. I know my bf is a total idiot and I know he has very weird friends and I also know he needs to start hanging with who I hang out but I still like him.

 

Yes. I'm 14 and everything sucks too. Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks. I was not a "youngster" at 12 though. The world has always been big, but it's gotten stupider as things progress. Boys are not mature. That is the one constant in this rapidly changing world... *sniffle*

 

Yes I know that I am a guy.

 

/me looks at Tiamat, openmouthed. "You're only 14?"

 

I'm with you Capstone, if had to guess prior to that knowledge I would have said she was at least 20 judging from her posts. Here's to you Tiamat and your search for a mature guy.

 

I'm 19 and I still think dousing someone's pants in kerosene and then lighting it up is cool.

Heh guess some of us guys never mature

 

I will never be mature! It is much more fun shooting small birds with a rifle just to see it disappear . Maturity sucks!

 

A friend of mine from Germany stayed with us last night. She brought me a wonderful gift .... Kinder Uberraschung!!!!

I'd never seen this before, but opening the chocolate shell, I found wonderful toys inside!

The first one was "Staubi, der flotte Suber Sauger" which I think means "Staubi, the little super sucker" or something.

The second was from the series "Schneken aus aller Welt" named "Hop Sing, die China-Schnecke"

Pretty sophisocated cross-cultural exchange ... wouldn't you agree

Disclaimer ... these are "nicht fur Kinder unter 3 Jahren geeignet" ... I have no clue what that means but there is a picture of a sad baby next to it.

 

My dear, I assure you that everything pays back.
Remember it because one day you'll ask: "God, why? Why have I deseved this?".
Yeah, I saw it in my crystal ball. *shrug*

 

Mathetais - I've never taken German before, but it looks like it says: "not for children under 3 years old." I could be wrong...But not bloody likely.

 

Bel you're right and you will find this disclaimer on all toys which contains tiny parts which can be swallowed by little kids.

 

I think we have them in the UK, they're called Kinder Surprise here. They are advertised by a mum trying to please her annoyingly sweet little kids - "Mum! I want some chocolate!" says one, and "Mum! I want a toy!" says the other. So she buys them one of these. And this being adland, they are both thrilled

 

Maldir - You know what? I was in the exact same situation last night!

I was sitting there thinking, "I want some chocolate .... no I think I want a toy ...." and then she handed me the wonderful Kinder Uberraschung.

And there was much rejoicing!

 

Isn't it illegal to bring food to the States?
A friend of mine had to eat 2 apples on the airport before he was allowed to pass the examinations.

 

Yeah, I also brought some real dutch "herbs" to the states but they wouldn't let me pass....

I had to smoke 3 joints beofre I could enter the airplane

 

Hey, in Norway we also have Kinder eggs, and here they're called Kinder Overraskelse . The chocolate is the best thing about them, but I still have some of those small cars around here .

 

Wow, we don't have cool toys like that here in the States. Chocolate and a choking hazard, what fun!!

 

Kinder Surpise isn't fun. They are expensive and the amount of chocolat that you get is almost none. You can buy a chocolat bar for the same price, with ten times the amount of chocolat. And the toys are always stupid things that brake within the hour.

[This message has been edited by Silverblade (edited November 14, 2001).]

 

Kinder Överaskning rules!! I just love the chocolate but i think many of the toys are too hard to assemble
A friend of mine has over 200 Kinder toys.