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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by dmc, May 5, 2011.

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  1. Blades of Vanatar

    Blades of Vanatar Vanatar will rise again Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Less than a month away from taking the Customs Brokerage exam. I have been working in the industry for a few years now and though I am not 100% certain, I'm pretty certain I will pass. Some hardcore study this month I think will put me over the top. 4 hrs, 80 questions, open book, though the "books" required are massive, including CH 19 of the Code of Federal Regulations, the entire US Harmonized Tariff Scheldule and all applicable supporting docs which are many.
     
    Blades of Vanatar, Sep 9, 2011
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  2. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Good luck Blades! :)

    ION, I will finally get a mac at work, and a switch so I will have access to my PC and my Mac at a flick of a finger... :D
     
    Triactus, Sep 9, 2011
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  3. Cap'n CJ

    Cap'n CJ Arrr! Veteran

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    The man that came up with the idea of Saturday work should be shot.
     
    Cap'n CJ, Sep 10, 2011
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  4. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    I'm so broke right now and with a maxed credit card I wouldn't mind working a Saturday. If I hadn't been sick last week I could have been working right now and making money.
     
    Ofelix, Sep 10, 2011
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  5. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Hehe, unproductive day at work but oh so funny! :) A work colleague broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago, so I thought I would cheer her up. I found a picture on the internet of a really ugly guy and told her he "my friend" might be interested in her. We laughed a bit at the joke. In the afternoon, I printed up the picture and taped it next to her computer. Being a good sport, she got into it and kept referring to the guy as her boyfriend.

    I decided today to kick it up a notch. I made an online profile on an undisclosed social media site and invented a name for the guy. I then added her as a friend. She laughed so hard she cried. Good times... :) And everybody else in the office got into it and next thing we knew, we created an identity to the guy and started posting messages on his profile, coupled with photoshoped pictures of his on "trips" around the world... hihi, we were all stomach-hurting from all the laughter... We decided he would be our office mascott. :lol:
     
    Triactus, Sep 16, 2011
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  6. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Well I'll be off the sis' wedding pretty soon now. This is it eh? My big sister's getting married. Fresh air, family and an open bar, what could possibly go wrong :lol:
     
    Ofelix, Sep 17, 2011
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  7. BOC

    BOC Let the wild run free Veteran

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    [​IMG] I hate ebay sellers who give false and misleading postage information in the description of their items :mad: .
     
    BOC, Sep 18, 2011
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  8. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    If you had to choose the worse mass transit means of transportation between a crutch and a basketball, which would it be?
     
    Triactus, Sep 20, 2011
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  9. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Which end of the crutch do we get to sit on?
     
    T2Bruno, Sep 20, 2011
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  10. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Whatever tickles your fancy... ;)
     
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    Triactus, Sep 20, 2011
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  11. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Man, circumcisions hurt :/
     
    Morgoth, Sep 20, 2011
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  12. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Uhhhh, you mean you just got chopped down there?
     
    Triactus, Sep 20, 2011
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  13. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Especially if you use one of those do-it-yourself home kits.
     
    Splunge, Sep 20, 2011
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  14. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Yes, this morning (~10 hours ago). TMI?

    Nope, done by *four* women of which three were reasonably hot. I feel somewhat violated :|
     
    Morgoth, Sep 20, 2011
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  15. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Why in the world did you suddenly decide to do that at age 26??!!

    It was done to me at age 8 days, so I obviously have no recollection whatsoever, but I can't imagine I would voluntarily have it done at age 26.

    BTW, you should feel at least moderately violated. I would save completely violated for a colonoscopy, but that's just me . . .
     
    dmc, Sep 20, 2011
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  16. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Well, I put *it* into someone a few months ago and it was quite painful. So I went to the doctor and she said: "Yup that'll have to be removed."
     
    Morgoth, Sep 20, 2011
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  17. dmc

    dmc Speak softly and carry a big briefcase Staff Member Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Way too many opportunities for completely inappropriate jokes and digs. I will take the high road and let it pass.
     
    dmc, Sep 20, 2011
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  18. Triactus

    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Like dmc... must....resist...urge... to make...jokes...

    I had mine removed when I was a baby, so I remember less... :D
     
    Triactus, Sep 20, 2011
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  19. Blades of Vanatar

    Blades of Vanatar Vanatar will rise again Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Probably the wrong hole. A common mistake amongst you younger guys... you have no compassion for your girlfriends... it was a girl, right? :p

    Btw, if you get it wet first(or use lube), it doesn't hurt as much... that's free advise right there boys, no charge...:D
     
    Blades of Vanatar, Sep 20, 2011
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  20. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    @Blades, :D

    The whole procedure was just long overdue. I'm happy that it's removed, but it's that I cannot use it for 6 weeks :/
     
    Morgoth, Sep 21, 2011
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