Random Babbling Post #106

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You said it man...

Congrats anyways though, Mag

Completely agree. I absolutely hate the stuff. Of course, I hate cheese in general, so fake processed cheese is REALLY not my thing.

 

I thought moving my Uni books near my computer arranged by size would motivate me to read 'em. Didn't work, I'm still procrastinating.

That's scary, I preferred cleaning my room, doing my laundry, and cleaning the dishes instead of doing something academically productive. Did I really wasted my day?

 

As they say on the internet, You're Doing It Wrong.

To be exact, your reading method is wrong. Most school advisers can inform you on the various styles of learning via reading.

I'd suggest speed-reading and then doing something immediately productive while thinking about it, then returning to reread in depth.

 

The poor kid doesn't want to read them in the first place...what makes you think he's going to want to read them twice?

 

I don't know. but Green Death is NyQuill...

 

ION I served fresh strawberries and whipped cream for dessert tonight. I swear there is nothing better. So simple but so perfect.

 

I did a 5-beer slam for my birthday... which isn't for another 2 days, but hell, I had a party for it tonight, because my real birthday is a school-night. 5 beer slam was... my gawd, quickest way to get drunk I have experienced.

 

I find that double shots of vodka tend to do the job fast enough. Especially without chaser

 

LMAO, NyQuil looks like Plaxmol.

Vodka? Screw that crap, you want Tequila, and make it a triple!

ION, the dreaded evening of doom and the forced shift is finally over. My boss, coworker and myself went to the storage building behind the store, and downed a few cold ones and smoked a bit too. Excellent way to chill out after a boring shift of DOOM +12.

 

I like vodka more

 

Vodka is the best...followed by rum. Tequila is just nasty, unless it's Patrón...then it's drinkable, expensive, but drinkable.

Speaking of drinking, since the wife is out of town for another week, I went out to the club with some friends and tried my hand at picking up some chicks. I got a phone number from a super hot babe...so apparently, I've still got it.

And before any of you guys try to give me a lecture, it was the wife's idea for me to try to pick up some girls...because she's cool like that.

 

I got my wedding dress yesterday! WOOP WOOP! It's gorgeous!

 

A tragedy occurred this morning.

Nightmare on Flixstreet!

I woke up, well rather the neighbour with his damn snow blower did. I reluctantly looked at my clock. It said 8h30 AM " Surely you mock me, clock! " I replied and promptly went back to sleep. Unfortunately the damaged had been done, I couldn't slip away in sweet slumber anymore. I decided there were nothing left to do but to get out of bed, " Maybe I'll even do work today! " I said to myself " Yeah, right " replied my subconsciousness. I prowled through the house with nary a sound until I came to my dear friend the coffee maker. 'Tis a wonderful sight for sore and unawakened eyes, surely I would have gained my prize! I reached for the coffee unknowing of the misery that awaited me. I gazed three time upon the cannister, alas there were no more coffee! .

The end

Who the @#&@$? uses a snow blower on a sunday morning anyway?!

 

What the deuce? As a joke? Or does she seriously want you playing hide the rainbow roll with other women?

 

Only if he brings her home to share.

 

First off...hide the rainbow roll??? WTF?

Secondly, let's just say that I have a very cool wife.

Ok...so she's not *that* cool. If I were to bring another girl home, I might end up losing something very dear to me...my wife might leave too.

 

Tell her its a super deluxe ultra-special early anniversary gift!!


Just for her! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and if she really insisted, you would join too.

 

How dumb do you think I am?

 

NOOOOO!!! My car has died again! This is muchly depressing.

 

Kit, I think it's more a case of 'how dumb does he think your wife is?

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I just thought, I have become weirdly addicted to gin and tonic lately. I've always HATED the damn stuff in the past!