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Random Babbling Post #12

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Blackthorne TA, Aug 22, 2003.

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  1. reepnorp

    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    A great joke I just got from my Dad, enjoy!

    A little boy goes up to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the head of the family, so call me the President. Your Mother is the administrator of the money so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

    The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And, your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep.
    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand politics now."

    The father says, "Good, son. Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. Meanwhile the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep S***."
     
    reepnorp, Sep 5, 2003
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  2. Rotku

    Rotku I believe I can fly Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    ...no comment.

    Anyhow, I have to get up in just under 6 hours, in other words, some ungodly hour of the morning. So I'm going to bed now.
    Good night
     
    Rotku, Sep 5, 2003
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    [​IMG] :lol:

    Good joke.

    In other news, I missed my alarm this morning (not sure it went off) and got up an hour late. :( I still made it to work only 5 minutes late. :)
     
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    Hmm, my feet are cold.
     
    Aikanaro, Sep 5, 2003
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    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    My CD writer went bust. Blew a CD too. Damn I hate that. Now will have to pay those bloodsuckin maintenance guys. :damn:
     
    Shrikant, Sep 5, 2003
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  6. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    I'l be gone for two days now. I hate being away from SP :(
     
    Loerand, Sep 5, 2003
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    Yaaay! 8people will be back from holiday soon... :D
     
    Frostbite, Sep 5, 2003
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    /me tries to look cute

    Will some strong, handsome man please come squish the big ugly bug that's decided to make a home in the cabinet over my desk? Pretty please?
     
    Rallymama, Sep 5, 2003
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  9. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Well, I'm not strong and definitely not handsome, but I'm pretty sure I'm a man - hang on... *checks* ...yep, I'm a man! 1 out of 3 ain't bad! (Is it?) I'm on my way! :spin: :rolling: :xx:
     
    Splunge, Sep 5, 2003
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  10. Rotku

    Rotku I believe I can fly Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    The only good thing about getting up so early is that you get to see the world waking up. And of course the birds always sound best at sunrise.
     
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    Sunrise? You get to see sunrise? Slacker! I'm too busy at the keyboard to turn and look out the office window to find the sunrise. :mad:

    Post 450 in this thread! Woohoo?
     
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    Of course, lack of Internet access at home over the weekend (oh hell, even if we HAD access I wouldn't have time to get anywhere near the computer - assuming it was set up in the first place, which it isn't...) means that I'll miss my chance to get in on the first page of the next random babble...

    I am SUCH a post-whore these days!
     
    Rallymama, Sep 5, 2003
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Man my new English teacher is just FABULOUS! he want to do a student exchenge in england so that we can visit England and upgrading our english! I just got to be in the list! However my teacher said that so far only one school answered his called, in New Hampshire (or something like that) and he said the problem was the location. I asked him why New Hampshire is a problem and he said ¨We're going to visit Londom and the sourrounding (sp?) area¨ So could you tell me what's wrong with New Hampshire?
    Woo-hoo! two week of vacation paid by the government!
     
    Ofelix, Sep 5, 2003
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    :) Ihave my Grandpa staying over the weekend...

    Hmm... I really have nothibng better to post about.
     
    Frostbite, Sep 5, 2003
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    @Rally: the bug is your friend. Try talking to him!
     
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    lol reep, your b-day is on a tuesday too? lol i bet you remembered it...i forgot mine last tuesday
     
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  17. Rotku

    Rotku I believe I can fly Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    That's sad. Forgetting your 15th birthday.
    :nono:
     
    Rotku, Sep 6, 2003
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    Urgh, no roleplaying goodness all day as the NS server is down. Instead I have had to hijack the NS chatroom for entertainment.
     
    Aikanaro, Sep 6, 2003
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    How am i able to send a link to download thing? Like with Aragorn's band webby thing ... I finally have a decent song i'd like to show you all :)
     
    Sniper, Sep 6, 2003
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    I would be listening to that song at the moment, but it crashes my computer :p
     
    Aikanaro, Sep 6, 2003
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