Random Babbling Post #27

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Here's a random thingy for ya...

You know this is true...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!T and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

 

American's Ignorance log 556.778C
"Warriors of Heaven and Earth is one of my favorite kung fu movies, the other one is The Seven Samurai"

 

/me runs around the room screaming "NEW GEM!!! LOOOOOK NEEEEEW GEEEEEMMM!!!"

ohh its soo shiny...

Ive just finished my first novel, its about siamese twins joined at the nose. Its called "What the f*ck are you looking at?"

Best day of my life, I was walking down the aisle with my wife towards the vicar, everyone was happy and smiling, vicar said a few words, I kissed her, then shut the coffin lid.

 

*snicker*

My back hurts like hell...

Poor me.

*goes back to drooling after Enrique*

 

SIT UP STRAIGHT NOW!! AAAAAAND STRECH TO THE LEEEEEEFT...

Enrique I have to say isnt the best...

...anyone for more coffee?

 

504. Wonder how much above 500 it'll be when they close it.

 

Not enough for you to reach 6000 I reckon. I give you a year, then you will have surpassed Tal in number of posts.

 

hows the back feelin now? did you follow the stretching directions?

 

IOtr's chronic, no stretching will help...

*wonders if she shold make coffee*

Ithink I stick with Coke, thankies very much...

 

all the 1's

Coke? oh no... *hands start to shake* ca nt res ist coke dis pen ser 50p CANOF COKE!!!

/me runs off for some Coca-cola

end a large mug for good measure

 

Grrr!

can of coke costs almost 2 euros here... *grumble*

I miss California, and those lurvely 24-packs of Mountain Dew...

@Chev: You should have a tattoo in the shape of

 

coffe coffee coffee, shall I have another mug or hit the sack?

 

Have another.

Sleep is for sissies!

 

1 more post for 1000

 

well after this you can tell me why I got another coffee, OH THE SHAME!!!!

 

Lol!

*comforts poor Slayer*

What time is it there? It's 3 am or so here...

*sigh*

 

*humongous sigh*

its been a while since I've gone on a coffee spree (seriously) SOMONE got me back on it!

/me looks at Arabwel questioningly

SHAME ON YOU!!!

Its just gone 1:00 am and I have to get up for work in five hours, but after this coffee, I wont go to sleep for the next 2 at least... lol

 

onefowsand

 

say whowhatwhen?

 

Congrats, Sarevok*

And hey, what should I be ashamed of?

If it's the coffee, blame Chev... he is the High Priest, I am just an innocent cultist