Random Babbling Post #3

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For several years, I would not poke my head outside the weekend after Thanksgiving. Now I remember why. Mom wanted to go to the sales, and since she wanted some big stuff, I got to drag my rump out of bed before 6am, since I am the one with a truck. It was nuts. I mean, completely bonkers. If the line to the checkout was less than an hour, you were doing good. I did come home with some nifty stuuf, but I'm still debating whether or not is was worth having to deal with that many people. Ugh.

 

Welcome back Aikanaro

On a more painful note - my mocks start in 2 days argh!

Luckily the first two days are just my english and spanish orals which i should be ok on. But then on friday i have 5 hours of exams. 3 hours of science followed by 2 hours of RE

 

You poor thing!

It could be worse, you could have five days of it - 5 hours a day and hell yo go home too

 

He was born a pauper to a pawn, on a Christmas day when the New York Times said "God is dead, and the war's begun"

I do so love Elton...

I went to see The Quiet American, and I have to say that Mikey C put in a bangin' job at being a lazy british journalist. All in all, the film was damn good, but I can see how it would be better read than seen.

Teehee, taking a big bunch o' muppets to see TTT on the 20th for my Birthday. Sweet sweet LOTR...

 

You know, I don't understand what's going on in this post. Frankly, I'm really confused.

 

Has anyone here got 'Elf Bowling'

 

"You know, I don't understand what's going on in this post. Frankly, I'm really confused."

Then we have done our jobs, correctly.

Go home and sleep well!

 

I learned an important lesson today: never wash your pants with your mobile phone still in one of the pockets.

Well, at least now I know why they make water-proof phones.

 

WAAAAAH! I want snow!

 

Its suppose to confuse, to keep noobs busy and online, while we can check if they got legal versions of the IE games......

Its legal, ask Tal

 

This has been my first post in a relatively long time. SP is losing its touch for me. Every day, it seems to become grayer, the texture fades just a little bit, and everything becomes a tad more dull than it was yesterday. The predictable fanfic (with notable exceptions, of course), the eternal, intelligent debates over Bush and Iraq and society, the newbie questions about how you kill those stupid Wolfweres, and everything else that constitutes (which is a word, of course, as well as constitutively) SP seems to getting a bit more boring. Hmmm. It's not like Tal and every other SPer on the Boards suck and are becoming old fogeys. It's just that I feel like spouting this half-true melodramatic crap.

Oh, well. At least there's always the 3rdedition.org Boards. Which seem to be getting more interesting every day. Feel free to flame me there - I go as "Cakb".

 

C'Jakob, welcome to Wildfire's world.

 

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed.

At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as its Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?" the man asks.

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits until he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go?" the man asks.
"I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The bloke is again sat in the chair.

"What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the condemned man.

The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still there smiling in the chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all the electricity in America to the chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?"

The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner then pulls the handle and a zillion million trillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand. How you can still be alive after all that?" He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it?" he asked.

"Nah" said the bloke, "... I'm just a really bad conductor."

 

Schyster.

Schyster, Schyster, Schyster, Schyster, Schyster.

Schyster.

SCHYSTER!!!!!

schyster.

 

Heh, stupid teacher tried to make us do work today. Not happening!

 

Actually, a mobile phone CAN stand that wash.
I know that a mobile phone was dropped from window (9th floor) to street, and it did not broke.

My dad's old Nokia 2110 did drop into river, and it still worked.

[ December 02, 2002, 09:25: Message edited by: Taza ]

 

Happy (possibly early) Birthday Baldrak!

 

I'm turning 29 tomorrow. For most of my life my birthday has been a day to look forward to, but now i wish it was wednesday already. Am i now officially old?

 

The explanation for why it is called slash: It comes from the way the pairing is written: like Buffy/ Faith, written with the slash mark. Punctuation is the key....

I agree on the hentai manga.... I can't understand hentai manga.....

On the other hand, I am getting new glasses soon... yippeee.....

Ara
(Getting werider , sicker, nastier and Snape-r by the day)

 

I used my ANCIENT log-Nokia to hammer the things that kept my tent anchored into the ground when I was in a music festival in summer 2001... Didn't feel a thing.

Ara
(Weirdness is trhe word)