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Random Babbling Post #4

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Taluntain, Dec 29, 2002.

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    Hey Eze,...do you think I could borrow that staff of yours for a few minutes? I....know someone who would benefit from an introduction to it. Several people, in fact. It may improve the quality of life around here, in fact.
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Jan 5, 2003
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    Mwhahahaha, hah... ha, har... :hahaerr:

    Well, now that I have been cured of that bit of insanity... Robin Hobb is brilliant! Hah!

    /me lapses back into insanity and dives onto the Greatsword of Wasted Potenial, effectivly skewering himself

    [ January 05, 2003, 11:29: Message edited by: Aikanaro ]
     
    Aikanaro, Jan 5, 2003
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    Yerril skewers a few more people on the Greatsword of Wasted Potential, lights a fire, and starts to roast his shish-kebob

    It's official - I have a clone. :jawdrop: :bang:
     
    Yerril, Jan 5, 2003
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    /me thinks that Yerrils great sword is a lollypop and starts to lick it, making a scar on his tounge. He thinks that it sucks.
     
    Register, Jan 5, 2003
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    [​IMG] You're all weird.
     
    Oaz, Jan 5, 2003
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    Yesterday it snowed, and the snow is still there today but some of it has gone. Well snow snow is good snow but more lots of snow snow is good snow only for snow. < a pun
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jan 5, 2003
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    [​IMG] You must be mad to be on SP!

    Only the insane can appreciate the greatness of the forums and the glory of RPGs and D&D.

    Only the weird can be controlled by mighty Taluntain whom we all think can incinerate with a single glance.

    Anyway - if we were sane it would be BORING *yawn*
     
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    You mean Tal *can't* incinerate us with a single glance? :eek:
     
    Frostmage, Jan 5, 2003
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    He can. Hell, he doesn't even have to look.
     
    Oaz, Jan 5, 2003
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    Today its ma oldest brothers birthday... his 20:th that is...
     
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    End of holidays for me today :sosad: :aww:

    i'll go to school in 30 min.

    This is my last post today.

    They're gonna torture me again, turn me into :borg: then a cleric will come with turn undead and i'll be blown to pieces... I guess i Heve played to much ;)
     
    Gothmog, Jan 6, 2003
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    /me is happy because he now has a Gamecube.

    /me is pissed because he has to go to school now.
     
    reepnorp, Jan 6, 2003
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    :roll: :spin: Snow, eventually :roll: :spin: I'm even more happy since on christmas was approx 14° C :cry: Best is: It looks like more snow tonight :square:
     
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    Vermillion:Sure. Let's play. I don't love ROF, I just liked it. Just like HP. But that basilisk sucked.

    Dragonjewel3:Not a chance. Sorry.

    C'Jakob:Yep, we all are weird.

    Our weather sucks. It's -24 Celsius here. Brr.
     
    Eze, Jan 6, 2003
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    Snow day: Hurrah.

    Another few hours to waste away on SP and shirk my academic duties.
     
    Oaz, Jan 6, 2003
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    I hate it when wit and controversy go largely unnoticed. :(
     
    Yerril, Jan 6, 2003
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    [​IMG] Can people *please* go on CS - the deadline for my New Forum Adventure has past but there has been no decision - if people could please go and reply with a choice on "The Adventures of the Bronze Ferret" I'd be ver grateful :)

    School tomorrow - might snow tomorrow - might not go to school tomorrow :evil:

    My mother refuses point blank to drive/be driven if it is snowy.
     
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    Got this (about the 3rd time) in my inbox from a friend as a forward. Minus the stupid send this to 5 people or you'll have bad luck in love yaddayadda crap it's pretty funny, so i post it here.

    TO MY DEAR WIFE:
    During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.



    I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten
    days.


    The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:


    54 times the sheets were clean

    17 times it was too late

    49 times you were too tired

    20 times it was too hot

    15 times you pretended to be sleep

    22 times you had a headache

    17 times you were afraid of waking the baby

    16 times you said you were too sore

    12 times it was the wrong time of the month

    19 times you had to get up early

    9 times you said weren't in the mood

    7 times you were sunburned

    6 times you were watching the late show

    5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo

    3 times you said the neighbors would hear us

    9 times you said your mother would hear us


    Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
    because:


    6 times you just laid there

    8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling

    4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with

    7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished

    1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

    ==========================================================


    TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:


    I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you
    didn't get more than you did:


    5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat

    36 times you did not come home at all

    21 times you didn't cum

    33 times you came too soon

    19 times you went soft before you got in

    38 times you worked too late

    10 times you got cramps in your toes

    29 times you had to get up early to play golf

    2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls

    4 times you got it stuck in your zipper

    3 times you had a cold and your nose was running

    2 times you had a splinter in your finger

    20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day

    6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book

    98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV


    Of the times we did get together:


    The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the
    sheets.

    I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was,
    "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

    The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to
    breathe.
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jan 6, 2003
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    LOL. Snow sucks. Cold weather sucks. I need to get a job. I love Nickelback. They're cool. :)

    Eze grins
     
    Eze, Jan 6, 2003
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    Snow is toooo cold to have a snowball fight when you don't have gloves :( Cold weather is nasty and last time i got hit by a snowball (in austria) i almost lost 3 of my fingers :(

    School has nothing good in it when i have to do 2 hours of football :( but football with stupid no ball above head height rule, hate that rule :mad:

    I love Matchbox 20, listening to their new album at the moment :)
     
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