Random Babbling Post #45

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You better get 3 Mittens then because Cold + Freezing = 3 Mittens just like how 2 + 3 = 6

 

your maths are strange

No! No The Magpie (can't believe THE has yo be used now) I didn't tell anybody about the secret mission and goal of this thread.

 

Well I didn't reformat my computer since I need to use my XP disk to reformat my computer and the $%@ &#^( $*#^*(^ disk drive won't read it. On the up side it just might be the $%@ &#^( $*#^*(^ disk drive that is coughing up the flem of its last breaths of life. In that case a new disk drive should fix all.

Please someone wish me luck for the new disk drive tomorrow.

 

GL Dragonfly.

Now I just need to win the lottery and I'll be all set...

 

Ugh muchly. 4 more hours skimming through RBPs. That does make me more than half done with the first run-through, though. But I have the sneaking suspicion that by the time I get close, I'll have to contend with RBPs #41-50 to finish it off. ...And this post is only hastening the process! Oh, cruel irony; why must you mock me so?

 

I need

Rise and shine people!

 

Go Felinioid!

Cool, I am sitting in the airport lounge now, waiting for my flight to Melbourne.

 

@H to the B:
Check again, yo. You done got punk'd by my mad math skilz, fo' shizzle. Can I get a whoop-whoop!?!

(I am SO not street, but at the moment I'm very 'night y'all.)

 

w00t. been up since 4 pm yexsterday. had yoga. Had therapy. had blood samples taken. Will have nasty evil doctor to see in a few hours. And after that I have lartinobic.

I am SO dead.

Where's the ?

 

Do you remember your own house anymore, JSBB? You seem to spend most of the time abroad

"Tea is impressive... but now Arabwel is in charge. Coffee for everyone!"

 

Hand over your coffee and nobody gets hurt!

Nevermind don't hand over your coffee because I hate coffee.

Hey look I got a new gem.

 

I wouldn't say that here if I were you, meh!

 

I hate coffee
And everything about it
From the beans to the finger-trap cups!

I hate coffee
There is no doubt about it!
Don't ask me about coffee please!
All I have are bad
Memories!

=

 

You see? A devil always says the... untruth... or not the truth... or whatever... but she's lying, she's a devil... I mean Look at the bones!
D'you see those gigantic thing she's weaving ?! (Now, now I meant your scimitar! don't you think anything else now!)

Anyway, I'm off to school. And my compy is becoming crazy, I think an evil spirit has possesed it, anybody with a Holy CD to purge me compy?

 

I find that dousing the whole thing in Holy Water helps.

If that doesn't improve things, you'll need an old priest and a young priest. Have the young priest intone the incantation:

C>DOS
C>DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

At least 13 times.

Simultaneously, the old priest should sacrifice a goat to appease the twin deities of Bill Gates and Intel.

Works like a charm.

[ September 27, 2005, 15:46: Message edited by: The Magpie ]

 

Yay, somebody finally shut down the
Name-calling
Wiseacre
Obduracy
thread! I was wondering how long that would take. Bless you, Beren; truly you do the work of TAL.

 

Those who wear glasses, take note! It damn difficult to clean a blur on the lens when it's really on your eyeball! I see everything in a different light! My tv and monitor aren't covered in tiny, greasy fingerprints - my right eye is messed up!

 

Actually I am rather sad to see it go. It were as if all the turbulence, strife, and confusion present during Weimar Germany condensed into one (somewhat overly long) forum thread.

 

Why is this topic called random babbling post #45?

 

At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's the 45th Random Babbling Post.

Basically, it's where the spam lives. Well, it's only allowed to live here if it entertains BTA, that is.

EDIT: You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to put one past this birdie, puss-puss...

[ September 27, 2005, 18:11: Message edited by: The Magpie ]