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Random Babbling Post #45

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Blackthorne TA, Sep 16, 2005.

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  1. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    'Cause there were 44 RBPs before it. :p :roll: Seriously though, it's just a place to put your run-of-the-mill random thoughts for all to see. Had an especially good/bad day at work/school/home/vacation? Tell us about it. Having a problem with family/friends/coworkers/computer/etc.? We want to hear about it! This is where you come when something you need to say just doesn't fit anywhere else. As one member put it, it's "the Whatnots of Whatnots".

    Yaga-Shura's soldiers are such wimps. Even the random bandits in SoA had magic weapons. :rolleyes:

    EDIT: Curses! Da bleedin' birdie beat be bo bit! ... I mean, beat me to it.
     
  2. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Ofelix proundly present:

    Ofelix's Guide to computer problem

    This guide is intended for people who are suffering from severe tech problem and other frustration that involve computer, or as I (Ofelix) call it, Compy . Keep in mind that this guide is aimed at resolving all sort of problem within the ''computer problem'' area.
    With no further notice let us begin this easy step by step guide.

    1) Check the nearest window from the compy. If the frame is large enough for the compy to pass then pass to 2) if not search for another window.
    NOTE: The height of the distance from the window to the ground can deply change the result in this matter, I say that the window should be at least 3 meters from the ground. Please follow this rule; Distance of the window from the groud > 3 meters

    2) Look at the behind of your compy. You should se many strange cables that are linked to your compy. Unlink them by all means necesery, use a knife or your theet if necesery.

    3) Now that the compy is free of anoying cable you may freely throw it from the window and hear a satisfactory '' Woa, krinkle, Crahsjw '' (NOTE; sounds effect may vary from place to place). NOTE; this while solving all your problem, may also deleted partialy or totaly your computer date, and Ofelix may not be held responsible for the data loss

    Enjoy!

    * No animal was armed during the writing of this guide, however one perticular Ofelix received severe and painful burn from an overheated cup of tea


    Enjoy folk!

    edit: I f*** hate my screen, it randomly go crazy and now I must test if it'll work in this disgusting low res 800 X 600... Urgh it's ugly.

    [ September 27, 2005, 21:57: Message edited by: Ofelix ]
     
  3. Hard Blunt Stone of Fury Gems: 5/31
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    Nice guide there.

    Ok afterschool IN school I died 2 times :) Group One was a car of people ran me over and the Second Group (the one i was in) planed to run me over and they did. I'm gonna sue those people one of these days.

    So true. Why couldn't they have +3-+5 stuff? Then I couldb'e been a millionare in seconds because those troops are so weak it's like fighting hobgoblins.
     
  4. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Like you become the national dealer in katanas +2, drow chainmails +1 and crossbows +something after paying a visit to Sendai.
     
  5. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Made the switch to mozila fox, man I should've done this ages ago!
     
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    Welcome to the team, ofelix! /me hands you cupcake :yum:
     
  7. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Yeah free cake!

    At this very moment Ofelix is preparing another breathtaking '' Ofelix's guide to ... ''

    I'll gladly help people with my (un)vast (un)knowledge!

    Ain't I (stupid)great ?
     
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    The thread was quite interesting , the name calling was not
     
  9. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Yes ypou are *hugs Ofelix*

    Am annoyed at self -a fter only 26 hours awalke, a doctor's vissit, blood loss and yoga, I collapsed and had to avoid Latinobic sue to Lack Of COordination :(

    And where's the kiltboy when you need him?
     
  10. Hard Blunt Stone of Fury Gems: 5/31
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    Yeah! It's like that.

    Ofelix I can't wait till your next guide. I must bow down to your geniousness.

    Not here.

    That must of been a looooong bad day for you. *gives you a cookie* Cookies are the cure to bad days ya know. *gives you more cookies*
     
  11. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Man, you know it's bad when you're glad someone misspelled your name. :shake:
     
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    still can't find my missing mp3 player..

    if someone stole it i hope they burn in hell >:|
     
  13. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    Had some sawdust fly up into my face and got some in each eye. If I hadn't quit drinking I'd be demanding a Scotch smiley...
     
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    Hope you enjoyed the flight, HB - the weather over here should be lousy for the next few days, so sorry 'bout that.

    /goes back to hammering shonky weather-control device
     
  15. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Huum I'll need another subject, a problem to solve to the people! My intelect must not go to waste!
     
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    This is for NonSequitor in reference to his reply here

     
  17. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    I am overtalken by a strange urge to sing showtunes.

    I hblame this on you, kuempar...
     
  18. Dice

    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    Ok Ofelix, here is one for you. Does the universe have an end or does it just go on an on? (hint, you can't answer 42 for this)

    The only problem with that beer commercial is that all that beautiful Canadian patriotism means nothing for its words because it is just a beer commercial.

    Do I have to drink beer to be a true Canadian? I don't think so. (Although I do sometimes but that isn't the point.)

    [ September 28, 2005, 05:07: Message edited by: Dragonfly ]
     
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    Kuemper,

    I've seen that one before - still funny.

    A Canadian guy I was at university with had the full commercial downloaded on his office computer. An Australian beer company ripped that one off as well, but changed the references (obviously) to Aussie stuff. That, and it was taking the piss out of as much of the northern hemisphere as possible.

    Although I think the "I don't know..." part was still there - everyone seems to assume that Australia's one big country town. I think they're thinking of Tasmania... hang on, that's one big family, my mistake.
     
  20. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    Damn Right Kuemper!

    Leafs lost another preseason game, but the one kid looks really good. The shootout went to eight guys from each team. Tie Domi scored for the Leafs...
     
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