Random Babbling Post #48

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Your housemate was a Yak ?

I'm sorry I drew the wrong conclusion

 

Sneaky Yakman...

I get the "stench of evil" from lager. I've never had a lot of bitter.

A friend of mine told me a somewhat similar story, in this one he kept farting under a blanket, thus keeping the reek in. When he finally removed the blanket to get up, the smell hit like a hammer.

Other friends of mine like to eat Mexican-style spiced pizza with booze; they always complain about the painful crap the morning after; they always assume it's the pizza - it's never occured to them that the booze might be involved.

 

Bloody Fable the lost chapter and it's no quest failure policy! I mean c'mon the bandits can't rescue their leader if I kill him but noooooo I have to let the scum live... Arrr and all I wanted to do in this bloody town was to buy a pair of glove... Seriously.

 

Nah, just a short Indian guy. He still lives with us (technically), but he might be dead AFAIK, because we never see him. Of course, it could be because he got a girlfriend and spends all his time round her house, shagging like bunnies, but death seems far more likely. It's just real annoying not having the 4th man for Halo team play.

Also happened in relation to the above incident. I was feeling a bit less nauseous and thought I'd get up & try and eat something. As I sat up, the smell hit & I had to go and be violently ill. Fortunately, my room is next door to the bathroom.

Let that be a lesson, kids: is neither big nor clever.

Unless it's done right, that is.

 

Ah, so you are the inspiration for that PPG mod!

/me throws Olympic regulation piece of track and field equipment at ofelix

Anybody need some bread? We've got an over obundance of white bread - 5 loaves. Yet again, I have no fish, though I can hand in a bottle of wine.

I finally chased away the hundred toast crumbs nesting on my mouse pad.

 

You know, you shouldn't throw a diskus...the proper technique is more of a "fling" than a "throw".

 

I could do with bread... i am a) broke and b) too lazy to bake any myself

 

Somehow, I imagined a slighty...pointier piece of equipment.

 

@ Ara - Crackers taste pretty good with cheese if you don't have any bread on ya.

 

[bitching]

Crap, my school district's teachers have gone out on strike. We have Arlyn signed up for a daycare program, an extension of what he's currently in for before- and after-school care...

to the tune of $30 per day.

Oh, and he's been hitting his friends when they're "bugging" him. I thought we'd gotten over this last year, but I guess not.

And Marcus has forgotten how to go to sleep on his own.

But it was a completely gorgeous day today, even if I did spend most of it in the car.

[/bitching]

Sorry, y'all, I had to get that out of my system.

 

Don't worry, Rally - you can't be SuperMum to everyone on here and your own kids all the time. Sometimes you just need a good rant.

/me meekly offers cookies

 

What's the best way to kill a duck?

 

Whack him with a cornstalk!

 

Club em in the head.

 

Good suggestions, keep them coming.

 

you never have enough cheese!

New Page! Yay!

 

AHHH! I still feel crap today just a little less crap than yesterday. Did someone nail something to me head this night?

Awww where's my cure light crapness spell?

 

Oh yes it is when you don't get hangovers like my family does; and I've been a right piss-dribbling mess in the corner at times wake up the next day and start again.

 

@Undertaker: the best way to kill any type of poultry is to snap their necks. Keep your fingers away from their beaks, though...

 

Does anyone have any knowledge of, or know any websites where I can find out stuff about, how we know about the Sun? Things like size, heat, compostition, brightness, distance etc. Any information at all would be helpful. The trick is, I am not supposed to include ANY graphical or formulaic information, but be able to explain the physical ideas using examples, analogies and other such things.