Random Babbling Post #49

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Question of the month: should I replay Icewind Dale, or start playing Neverwinter Nights?

Of course I could just go back to Planescape

 

Does this mean I hafta wait for that gem to catch up? Post ofelix, ya lazy bum!

 

Bleh, I'm getting tired of eating ramen noodles... the fact that they're cheap four for a buck makes it even worst. Bleh. I'm also out of Coke Zero.

 

That reminds me of a joke I heard on Comedy Central; I probably won't tell it like the other guy told it, but I'm sure you'll get the general idea.

"I went to get my bikini line waxed; big mistake. Now I just look like an airport in the middle of a forest."

/me casts Puff of Irritating Dander at Undertaker and Darkstrider while they're laughing

Now just imagine what all of my fur could do if it was separated from my body.

And now it's time for another installment of...
WEIRD THINGS I SAW ON THE BUS

I was the only one on the bus (having just gotten on at the transfer point) and this woman with red hair and a blue dress gets in and sits down in the driver's seat. She proceeds to start up the bus and drives it like a pro, despite her lack of uniform. I then see "her" manly bone structure and realise that a drag queen is driving me home. I hope that was because it's Halloween.

 

Oh come on Felinoid you know you'd look good with a mohawk you really would be King of the Raks then. Just one question pink, green or purple ?

I'm a dracolich I have no skin furballs don't bother me furballs don't bother me furballs don't bother me

/me casts shield of velcro just in case

 

Ooooh, trannies! Ya gotta luv trannies! Granny trannies!

Could we shave the chicken instead?

 

4/$1! You must live off the true Ramen brand noodles. In Iowa, I could get them 8/$1 and up here I've seen them 12/$1 - regular price!

Ooh, I know something fun, Felinoid! Let's bury Undertaker.

 

Not fair they cost £1.40 a pack here

 

He has a point, Fel. He doesn't have skin.

 

A Halloween treat for everybody:

Think of an approx. 80 year old woman, who's very corpulent, (talking Nupperibo fat here) who turns out to be a she-male. Add to that a two-pronged urination like on "Me, myself & Irene."

 

Perhaps not, but I could make him look cuddly. All would laugh and point at the furry dracolich, and he would lose his mojo. Eventually he would just collapse into a crying pile of furry bones and rue the day he ever messed with a cat.

 

I'm eating lasagna right know.

Susipaisti, that's just plain gross.

 

12 for a buck?!? What a ****ing deal! Up here, the TRUE Ramen brand are 2 for a buck! No, the ones I eat are Mr. Noodles... not too bad, but pale in the light of true Ramen. Stuck with that crap until financial matters settle down... hopefully soon.

*EDIT* A furry dracolich?!? Scary. I remember a few Mummy Dragons from MM4 (2000 damage per hit... that was nasty), but a furry dracolich... now that would be a first!

kuemp! I have a trop-plein of affection, and I feel like giving you a big hug.

/me hugs kuemp and dodges her scimtars

 

DotW, if your budget issues get too out of control, you can just live off of ketchup packets from McDonalds... nasty, but you could survive.

And Susipaisti... never again, please. *shudders*

 

@Saber: Well, now that my brother is back, debts are steadily being paid, and in a month or two, everything will be back on track. Of course, I'm not rich, but it's far more comfortable than it was a few weeks ago.

McDonalds ketchup... urgh, nasty. I'll stick with ramen noodles...

 

It was just the Halloween treat for this year. I bet everybody's looking forward to next year!

 

Not really, Susipaisti. *shrugs*

Hey, anyone knows what's up with Cúchulainn? Haven't seen him for ages.

 

Aww, shucks. And here I was thinking of starting a tradition.

 

Sorry, try again, sucka!

Just kidding.

 

@DotW - your noodles have a *name*?

@DarkStrider - do you need a care package?

@Susi - like a she-male Centeol? Neat.

/me huggles DotW

You're too nice to me. Here, take two of these and call me later tomorrow afternoon.