Random Babbling Post #49

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Indeed you are right.

Do not mock me Kuemper! I have embraced the path of wisdom! Does you not see you're own arrogance has drawn you away from the rightful master of the SPAM? Felinoid's way is quick and dangerous! Do you not see Felinoid's power rising speed as a taint of the dark side?! Fool, You have turned you're own power unto a mockery of the dark side. Step aside from this dangerous path, or I shall be forced to take action to bring you back on the path of wisdom.

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Sound effects are a courtesy of Industrial Light and Magic.

 

I'm crazy. I'm outta control. Woo.

All right! a Spamsaber battle! *grabs popcorn and coke zero*

 

There shall be no spamsaber fight is Kuemper realise her wrong and seek out the real path.

 

****... *trashes popcorn and coke zero*

BOO!

 

Ah, sorry for two things: Jell-O fighting and excessive smiling.


And perhaps we can use those HD cameras for the spamsaber battle instead...

It's Ofelix vs. Kuemper, right? Or is Master Chevalier dueling someone?

 

I still think jello pit-fighting would be nice. We'll just have to organize it *secretly*

And no, sadly there's no spamsaber battle... BOOOOO!

*EDIT* No more babbling until next page...

 

WHAT? I thought he said only if kuemper realizes that she is wrong... fine then, Ofelix, we'll have it your way. No battle, whatever. We don't care.

*crosses arms and sits in corner, pouting*


(Look at that, only 2 smilies in this post . Well, now three.)

 

Who said there shall be no spamsaber? Really Kuemper has not answered my call I stand ready for her evil... Realise what is going on Kuemper! Felinoid is an evil in disguise do not trust anyone in this dreadful life! Do not make me do this, You know my SPAM is stronger in the young ones!

Note; actually I'm really feeling pissed of lately this thread is giving a chance to let go the steam...

 

I have officially decided that I don't like scholarship hunting. I have to filter through so much junk to find ones to apply for. THen I run into the problem that I'm too old for most of them... grrr!

 

Looking for money is never fun.

My new kitten has a cold and can't stop sneezing. We've been giving her the medicine given to us, but it doesn't seem to be helping.

 

I do not need the power of the dark side, for I personify the speed of CHAOS!!! All shall spin in the wake of my helpfulness and speedy posting. Heads will roll only in response to my mind-bending puns and brilliant party ideas. The blazing wildfire and even the speediest gossip are but snails when compared to me!

And if Ofelix would indeed dare to take on kuemper, he would fall too quickly to see. (Dude, 2 on 4 I can kinda see, but 2 on 6 all at the same time is just too fr*ckin' much for anyone, no matter how skilled. ) Accept your fate, old one, for your SPAM is past. Pass the torch to the new generation of skilled Spam Knights and retire to the council. chevalier is still Master Spammer, and that will not change if we have anything to say about it.

Beware instead Arabwel, the Queen of the Dark SPAM, and her lieutenant Harbourboy, who swoops even closer to Master chev as we speak. If you do not cease this in-fighting, you may yet hand our Order to them on a platter of SPAM.

@Kitrax:
That's a shame, but they look so cute when they sneeze, don't they?

 

@Big Cat: And what if I am neither Light or Dark Spam? What in the nine hells am I?

 

/me flings a spoonful of Jell-o in kuempar's general direction.

Case closed.

On the other hand, I managed to smack myself on the knee with a mouse. they make great projectiles, it seems...

 

@Disciple:
The neutral Order is a respected one, but an endangered one nonetheless. The Dark Side's agents seek to convert them from the inside, and most must either flee to the Light or succumb to the Dark. HB was just such an unwilling convert, and I mourn his loss greatly. Even now he cannot fully accept his post as an agent for the Dark Side hiding within the neutral Order, and forswears using his SPAM even as he does it unconsciously. Such spamming power as his cannot be stopped, even by its wielder.

You show much promise too, young Disciple, and I only hope that you will make the right choice before it is too late. In your darkest hour, remember always the tale of Anakin Harbourboy and shudder.

 

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[my sound FX are courtesy of Industrial Might and Logic ]

I am have not fallen to the Dark Spam, ofelix. The true fallen is closer than you think - yourself. <duh-dun!> You call yourself Darth, a title reserved for those who follow the Dark Spam. At even my lowly rank, I can see the darkness around you.

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I will follow the course of a true Jedi Spammer. To fight you would be to give in and I vow I *will*not*fall*.

May the Spam be with you.

 

@Big Cat: If you're devoted to the spreading of Chaos, then I shall join you. Chaos is the essence of the universe, and denying it is being foolish. And if you don't want/need followers, then I shall join the Queen of the Dark SPAM. All Hail Arabwel!

"You don't know the power of the Dark SPAM"

 

I have one night with some techinical issues, then get Civ IV and I miss some really weird stuff? Man this is screwy...

Civ IV does look like it will be very addictive...

 

Two more days until halloween. I wish halloween was a season with many many festivities. One day could be spent writting letters to dead friends and relatives, one day could be spent visiting haunted places, of course there would have to be a day or two of costumes.

 

Impressive. But you are no Jedi yet

 

I'm in a strange mood tonight. Contempative. I'm sure my dreams will be filled with surreal symbolism and a lot of answers I can't translate just yet.