Random Babbling Post #49

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It's up to the old evil lady to decide! I seek power and... I...will...get...it! No matter what!

 

Power is a siren's song, Darth Ofelix... never forget that.

My own turning to the dark side was for one reason... retribution. There WILL be payment for the torments of the past!

 

Okay, I'm gonna fail a geek test with this, but listening to Jedi Academy igniting a sabre sounds (to me) like "Bsshhhawww"

while turning it off is more of a "ssssshhhipp!"

And what's all this bleep about Kuemper being an 'old lady' - she's about my age and I'm not old!

 

You have much to learn, Padawan. Only the Council can comfirm knighthoods (damenesses?). I await the words of Master chevalier concerning my test.

Anger leads to fear, fear leads to hate, hate leads to suffering...

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I use my Spam powers as they should be used - in defense of virtue.

 

You just fear that my power will overwhelm you! I am much younger than you don't you see I have a brighter future?! Stand aside you'll just hurt your pride.

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I have a knighthood to achieve, me!

Blue and Green, Action and Wisdom, Guardian and Consular, I have mastered many ways.

Well compared to me, Ofelix, young and full of life. Yes you are both older than me, so old is a correct word.

 

@Ofelix: So, basically, you're treating all of us of old geezers?

Respect your elders, young punk!

 

Only a master of evil, Darth.

/me Spam Jumps onto high ledge
/me uses Spam Mind Trick

Darth ofelix is approached by a beautiful French-Canadian lady with poutine in one hand and a Berlitz French-German dictionary in the other.

 

"Patience, young padawans. The Council's decision shall be made known to you in due time."

Master Chevalier retires to his meditation chamber and levitates with eyes closed and legs crossed, divining will of the Spam.

 

@ofelix

PEDANTRY ALERT!

Actually, no 'old' is NOT the correct word, being an absolute as opposed to the relative adjective 'older' that you yourself have already used. And by your statement of contrast about yourself, by your opinion I'm *empty of life*?

meh.


Anyway, all this sabre-wielding guff is getting on my scoundrelly nerves:

/me pulls out DEMP2 and lets loose a burst of primary fire at all would-be 'jedi spammers'

Deflect THIS, you robe-wearing piles of sanctimonious pomposity! DANCE!!!

 

Several most powerful Spam Knights have learnt to deflect blaster rays without the use of a lightsabre, even with the bare hand of a knight. This is the mark of the exceptionally strong in the Spam.

*Master Chevalier appears in the room in a Spam form, levitating, and deflects the bolts with the mere force of his connection to the Spam, without opening his eyes, then dissipates.*

"The Spam is strong in these two. But are they strong in the Spam?"

 

I think I shall follow your career with great interest young Ofelix

 

Hey kuemper you've stolen my dual spamsabres Now you'll feel true power of the Dark Spam
And now I will construct my own and deadly DeathSpam

 

/me smacks Ofelix a la KungFu Hustle
/me uses the SPAM to make AE point blaster at own head
Cut it out, ya whipper-snappers. Either accept your places or find a way to better yourselves; this in-fighting will NOT be tolerated. Even the Master chevalier himself bids you stop.

@Tal:
You know, like the banana battalions and such. If such smiley silliness could be rounded up and contained to a single thread so marked, we might be able to prevent its spread to the other col...er, threads. Just an idea, though; if you say no battalions anywhere, I will respect it.

EDIT:
Ah, crap; Mom's throwing up again. (Damn chemo. )

EDIT2:
New gem, though. Skippy.

 

Cheap sweater? Well I'll have you know that belonged to your grandfather, you ungrateful git!

 

@Undertaker - They are single Lightspammers[tm] held in each hand. I have 4 and keep 2 hands free for miscellaneous Spam powers, knitting and playing the triangle.

This is me wielding all 6 of my Lightspammer[tm]:


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(the dots represent my Spam aura)

After walking 3 miles for food, I asked myself: Why does gravity have to be such a downer?

 

Your Spam is not strong enough to have 4 Spamsabres Your lack of SPAM mocks me

 

@Chev - sorry mate; that just won't work with the 'Destructive ElectroMagnetic Pulse' gun - from Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy.

Neither a lightsaber nor a Force ability will block THIS weapon's shots - the DEMP doesn't fire a bolt but an electrical pulse that is used against droids - it can stun organics but has negligible lasting effects.

So, on the plus side, unless someone here's a cyborg, my firing a DEMP into the squabbling crowd has all the effect of a joy-buzzer.

@Feli - don't look at me:

empath, who always liked Han more than Luke...

 

Wrap it in bacon, I always say.

 

I have now hit the bored part of the workday, and I've still got three hours to go. Heck, I even cleaned the keyboard to the front desk computer. That was quite an undertaking, I assure you. The keys on the beige colored keyboard had turned dark gray... ew.