Random Babbling Post #5

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Civ3 is better. My mom loves it. LoL. Everybody, go read Yerril's magnificent story. Go, go.

 

Well eze as a famous saying in the netherlands goes:

I have to row with the oars that I got!

 

Here's some pointless info 'bout my day, I'm running low on post ideas.

Vacation ended today. Went to school and got my report. It wasn't good. I had to read a book and make a report about it, and it must be handed in tomorrow. I got this assignment a week before the vacation. I haven't even started reading the book! Guess I'll have to improvise.

 

HP really does make a bacon sandwich!!! MMmmmmmm... I love bacon sandwiches...

I'm going on a big tour of the UK in summer with my best friend. We're catching buses between cities, sleeping in campsites and on park benches, and visiting the southernmost point in England - Lizard Point! We shall live on red bull and bread for two weeks, and take many a humorous photo.

Anne Robinson is a slag. Goodbye.

 

Played basketball today. Basketball slammed my middle finger on right hand. Spent 5 hours waiting in school/hospital to have an x ray then told was just a fracture. Lovely.

 

I need a life.
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Badly.

It's allergy season for me again *sniff*. What I really *sniffle* hate is that my nose is stuffy in the back but *achoo* runny in front.

Just noticed that my avatar looks a lot like the cornugon on the PS:T preview on Bladur's Gate.

 

I am not mad.
To be mad I'd have to be intelligent - which I'm not, so I can't be.

Paranoid... maybe. But my theory is that everyone hears voices but just ignores them - same with seeing things.

Doctors don't know anything years of study and a few pieces of paper do not give them the right to tell me what I can and can't do. I am fed up of people taking me over - I am not going to let them. I don't care if I get expelled on the day, I don't care, I will kill or be killed.

Ther are only two solutions - death or running away. Death may be less painful.

 

Mighty good statement wich strokes with mine. 8people your're my kind of person!

 

Bugs suck, there are millions of bugs flying around every light in the house, and my bed in just under one of these lights so my bed will end up covered in bugs

 

Blaah. Blaah. I need some webcomics to read. Or some other hobbies. Tell me please what should I do. SPORTS don't count and all those who mention them, will get a whack with Crom or Carsomyr. Your pick.

 

@Eze

Try modding BG2 with WeiDU.
Or go read www.dilbert.com .
Or perhaps www.userfriendly.org .

 

Eze, if you like someone with a good sense of sarcasm, try

www.rhymeswithorange.com

 

Thanks, people.

Goes to read aforementioned things

 

try reading the comic on www.neondragonart.com/ts/comic

 

Better get this in before this bout of Random Babbling is over!!

Way back when my math teacher was a little boy, mammals were tiny little creatures that scuuried around eating dead, rotting things. Since then we haven't evolved much. We still eat dead, rotting things, only this time they're in vacuum-sealed packages that keep it from getting too rotten.

Is it me, or are there more pop-ups than there were a couple days ago

 

From a book called "Disorder in the Court" these are funny!

Q - What gear were you in at the time of impact?
A - Gucci sweats and Reeboks

Q - How old is the son living with you?
A - 38 or 35, I can't remember
Q - How long has he lived with you?
A - 45 years.

Q - do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A - We both do
Q - Voodoo?
A - We do
Q - You do?
A - Yes, voodoo

Q - Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A - Yes
Q - Did the defendant say anything when she got out the car?
A - Yes, sir
Q - what did she say?
A - 'What disco am I at'

Q - Where you present when your picture was taken?
Q - Did he killyou?
Q - You were there until the time you left, is this true?

Q - so the dat of conception (of the baby) was August 8th
A - Yes
Q - And what were you doing at this time?

Q - can you describe the individual?
A - He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q - Was this male or female?

Q - you say the stairs went down to the basement?
A - Yes
Q - And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q - All of your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
A - Oral

Q - Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A - No
Q - Did you check blood pressure?
A - No
Q - Did yuo check for breathing?
A - No
Q - So is it quite possible that the patient was alive when you performed the autopsy?
A - No
Q - How can you be sure, Doctor?
A - because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q - But could the patient have still been alive nethertheless?
A - it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

Q - What did the tissue samples from the womans vagina show?
A - traces of semen
Q - Male semen?
A - that's the only kind I know of...

Q - on 25th of July did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?
A - I did
Q - and as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?
A - I did
Q - did you observe anything?
A - I did ( remains silent)
Q - could you tell us what you saw?
A - I saw George.
Q - You saw the defendant?
A - Yes
Q - can you tell me what he was doing?
A - Yes... (remains silent)
Q - Would you kindly do so?
A - he had his thing stuck into one of the ducks.
Q - his "thing"?
A - Yeah.. you know, his... "thing"
Q - you passed close to the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober and with good eyesight saw this clearly?
A - Yes
Q - Did you say anything to him?
A - Of course I did!
Q - What did you say?
A - "Morning, George"

 

I hate manipulative *****es who use their beauty to lead an unwitting male on an intricate dance of devotion, then as soon as his heart is in her hand, SQUEEZE and CRUSH and SHRED until he is an emotional hollow, brimming with heartfelt tears.

I followed her once, but I managed to escape the dance before it took me over.

Now it is happening to two of my dear friends, and I can see them being drawn in, IT IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME, I can see them falling! But no-one will believe me! They say it is harmless fun, but I know what will happen! I have to stop her from enslaving them!

 

Only about three more posts before Random Babbling Post #6!

 

Would you feel comfortable sharing details, Sir Yerril?

 

Hey I have a new gem Only another one post before the next random babbling...who will get it?