Random Babbling Post #53

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Maybe in the good old days. You'd never be allowed to do it now, in these post Enron, Sarbanes-Oxley days.

There, "Sarbanes-Oxley" has finally made it onto the SP Random Babbling thread.

 

I'm hungry! It's not even lunch-time yet.

 

Haven't eaten for 14 hours...

 

Gah! Why not?

 

Hmm, Burger King have free King Kong toys with every kids meal. Maybe I should get one so I can take the toy home to the kid.

 

The spam songs from Ofelix get better and better.

/me tries
Sung like Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction:

Symphony of Random Babbling

You take a mortal spammer
And put him in control
Watch him become a mod
Watch people's heads a'roll

(chorus)
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We type like maniacs
Swaying to the symphony of random babbling

Acting like DotW
His metal brain corrodes
You try to take his keyboard
Before the head explodes!

(chorus)

The earth starts to babble
Board powers fall
A'spamming for the heavens
A quiet lurker stands tall

(chorus)

You can substitute DotW with Saber or Undertaker or anybody who qualifies for the "metal brain" part...

 

@Susipaisti
Let me think of some...

 

... I think today is a bad Day to be one of my characters....

And damn, I had forgotten how yummy those small corn thingies cann be...

@DotW: Grrrr. If rthis keeps up, I have to handcuff ya and amake you listen to Britney until you give.....

 

@Ara: Ntch-ntch. Britney Spears? You call that torture? Bwhahaha. Dig this, sweetie: my brother listened to rap for seven years, and I survived. So Britney Spears...? Bring it on, cherry blossom, but I'm telling you up front... it'll just annoy me, not break me.

 

Thank you, Thank you.


Huuumm Maybe I'll do some Beatle next or The doors... Spam me do Or Spam my fire or even She's spaming you ya ya And what about Spammer on the Storm

 

No no Ofelix it has to be This is the Spam, My only Spam The Spam

 

@DotW: Guess it will be the utter evil, then... the Smurfs.

 

@Ara: Foiled again. I watch Smurfs DVDs with my brother when flying high after smoking a few blunts. Simply hilarious.

 

@DotW: Ahh, but have you heard them sing? Their versions of certain pop hits are simply ADORABLE

 

@Ara: Blech, can't you just wait two damn days?

 

At the request of Dark Strider

The Spam


This is the spam
Beautiful friend
This is the spam
My only spaming, the spam

Of our elaborate posts, the spam
Of everything that stands, the spam
No poll or threat, the spam
I’ll never look into your browser...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free of popups
Desperately in need...of some...stranger’s SPS account
In a...desperate forum

Lost in a page...wilderness of pain
And all the members are insane
All the members are insane
Waiting for the avatar, yeah

There’s danger on the edge of Whatsnot
Ride the Random Babbling Post, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride Random Babbling Post west, baby

Ride the Sensorium, ride the sensorium
To the poll, the ancient poll, baby
The poll is long, seven questions
Ride the Sensorium...he’s old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we’ll do the spam

The Taluntain is callin’ us
The Taluntain is callin’ us
Driver, where you taken’ us

The Beren awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient Whatsnot Archive
And he walked on down the Forums
He went into the room where his Arabwel lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his Harbourboy, and then he
He walked on down the Forum, and
And he came to a post...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to High Edge you
Mother...i want to...Sorcerous Sundries you

C’mon baby, take a chance with us
C’mon baby, take a chance with us
C’mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the Taluntain
Doin’ a blue spam
On a Taluntain
Doin’ a blue spam
C’mon, yeah

post, post, post, post, post, post

This is the spam
Beautiful friend
This is the spam
My only spaming, the spam
It hurts to set you free
But you’ll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the spam...


Gee I'm not really satisfied with this one, I think it's kinda cheezy and not so good. Oh well can't have all of 'em good eh?

 

@DotW she's a woman they have no patience once they know they're getting something. You have brought this on yourself.

@ofelix not bad but where's the line Mother I want to Spam you

/me says goodnight and goes to curl up with a nice geisha (I can dream can't I ? )

 

@DS: I know, man, I know...

Hey Ara, are you dead or what?

 

For a giggle, you must check my topic in the DnD forum. Discovered something I will add to my campaign.

Only because it annoys me greatly, I will burn all the albums/CD/cassette tapes/8-tracks of the metal genre. There's more to life than metal. You guys need to get out of your boxes and roll your grocery carts to the freeway of life.

Must convince myself to start exercising again. I stopped due to an injury and haven't had the oomph to pick it up again.

I just tied her hands together.

 

@DotW: Nope, not dead at all... and no, I can't wait, unless you make it worth my while