Random Babbling Post #53

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Time for a random display of affection.

/hugs Ara and hands offers her a white chocolate rose

 

You know, DotW, saying things like that is not a good idea.

/gathers all cell phones and tosses them into industrial microwave

*slam*
*beep beep beep*

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*bing*

Mmmm, sparkly.

 

You're gonna have a hard time, kuemp. The only phone I still have is my dead Versio. The 3590, I lended to a friend. My VX-3200, my brother has it. My 3595, my mother has it. The Siemens M46... my ex still has it along with the other crap of mine she has. So basically, for the moment I have no phone.

 

Cellphones? Bah! I don't believe in them. Tell me, has anyone ever gotten a picture (other than a fuzzy polaroid) of one? There are thousands of conspiracy theories surrounding the "cell phone" but that is just what they are.. theories thought up by twisted minds that have nothing else to do but imagine that they could carry a little telephone around with them WITHOUT A JACK!! I can't believe how stupid some people can be.

 

@DOtw: Awww, thankies! *huggles back*

I am off to bed now; I expret there to be lorts of fresh spam when I get back in the m... errr, it is somewhere near 6 am now. Whe I get back in the evening, than

 

Mornigng RBPs What a beautiful day it it, tons of pure white snow outside (who want's to be hit with a snowball, who?,who?), perfect day to go out.

 

Did I specify *whose* cell phone(s) I nuked?

Anyway, my foot is killing me after 2 soakings and I need some . 'Night peeps. Or mornin' peeps, as the case may be.

I love the new Telus ads. The marmalade bunnies are sooooo ultra huggable!

 

Oh yeah Pub's was mighty fine. Yeah! I can't believe that, I just can't.

A friend said she'll give 5 bucks to any guy who'd kiss another guy. So basicly she's bought me another drink for a stupid kiss! Can you believe that? The easiest drink of my life.

Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild!

 

....

THis little spam?

@Ofelix: Go you

And I will be going to deal with lots and lots of snow now....

 

I managed to get home from partying last night at 3:45 am. Went to bed at 4 am, woke up at 7:30 because the director wants the rehersal for the play to start at 9 am this morning.

Laiwethel is going to be usless for the rest of the day.

 

My girlfriend and her sister went yesterday to do their christmas shopping.

I've been giving CPR to our credit card since...

 

@DotW: No problem whatsoever. My mother and sister have the exact same phone and still no bad word about it from them. It's just the plugs on the USB cables to connect the phone to the computer are easily broken. I'm going to need an infrared port, I think.

 

Considering the number of mathmatically inclinded people on SP, I'm surprised no one has jumped on the Trival Pursuit hint yet.

3 wacky dreams last night. Number 1: I was snowshoeing across Iowa to my old house to check how it was doing. I found a bill for me in the mailbox.

Number 2: I hurriedly dressed in snow gear and ran outside to help hubby clear the driveway. He wasn't clearing *our* driveway. He was doing the neighbor's across the street! With a serving spoon!

Number 3: Stephen King had turned into a demonic little girl a la Regan. The possession began thirty years ago when he and 3 of his friends drunkenly held golf balls with their sucked in stomachs. The golf balls were actuall demon eyes and fused into their abdomenal walls. Only now the Stephen is ultra-famous does the demon emerge. His 3 friends ask me (who stopped by to get some fresh crab) to exorcise the demon. I agree (silly me) and learn the demon is hurt by words beginning with QU, like queen, quick, quail, etc. I go to Stpehen's house and find him as the demon girl (holding a Care Bear fyi). We start discussing the demon's plans for world domination through e-books, while I cunningly slip in Queen song references.

There was an interlude dream, too: Marge Simpson was a succubus and falling to her doom. Chasing her was a demon (Count Chocula) who loved her and he just didn't have the reach to catch and save her.

So, how did you guys sleep?

 

You made it too easy; all I had to do was look at the sentence and the answer popped into my head.

And I slept just fine, thank you.

 

Morning peeps

/me glares at Kuemper what am i supposed to do with this fused limp of plastic/metal I was going to phone my sister but I don't have the number now

/me hugs everybody except kuemper

 

Yep. And apparently its worth 30% of the grade... buts, its pass/fail. So, I just have to do a little work, and I should be fine. A couple statistics here, a couple there, and I have to make it 2 pages double spaced. Not too bad. Of course, its a waste of time, but hey, not like I have anything else to do, right?


I had a weird dream last night: We were at my dad's farm, and one of my friends had gotten in a fight with an ******* that I know, and he had broken her arm. But, it wasnt a normal break: instead of her arm bending up at the elbow, the arm awas twisted around so that it was a 90 degree angle the other way! And, nobody has called an ambulance! And on a side note, my friend's really good looking friend was there, so that lightened the dream up a bit.

 

Morning, spammers!

Nothing to ramble about for now. Except for my cat who screams for attention since 8 this morning...

 

Went to see the Aeon Flux movie with some friends last night. I was rather impressed, they kept to the original cartoon pretty well.

 

I'm back. Been out with my girlfriend and has a snowball war with her And afterwards some rum to get warmer and after that...

BTW I think I should give you all a big hug
And I will even hug kuemper

 

@Undertaker: Heh, beware, she's the Cellphone Frying Demon, now...

I am safe because I currently have no phone...