Random Babbling Post #55

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Contrary to popular belief, nicotine is a depressant, not a stimulant. No wonder you're all hyped-out, DotW. Tell your brother to do something about his cat, such as keeping the treat supply stocked.

I've been toying with a security device for 8 hours now. It's one of those plastic/metal wires looped into a black, plastic box. One side of the wire is cut and I've been twirling it around. I pretend it's a flexible lockpick.

 

How very witty, HB!

@kuemp: Well, the fella understood that it's best for it's long-term health to stop pestering me, and went to sleep in a freaking BOX with the other cat.. haven't heard from the fella since... three hours. I expect my bro will return with like 5-6 bags of treats. The moral of that story: If a spoiled cat runs out of something, Apocalypse begins.

 

Unless it's one of those really spoiled cats that's too fat to move. Then it just lies there, hissing. Those kind couldn't even catch a drunk mouse, let alone a nimble birdy.

 

Hey, Magpie, long time no see

 

Chorizo is the best. I have some hidden away in the freezer for a special day.
I haven't been on SP all day due to having no time of account of something that could go into the relationship rant thread but won't.

 

Bedtime spam...

 

I wonder if it's okay to chew on this?

*naws*

 

Well if it is sweet, brush your teeth.
If it is hard, don't break your teeth.
If it is chewy or stringy, floss.
If it was on the floor, 10 second rule applies.
If it was not in a package consider that someone else might have touched it with their grimey fingers.
If it is in a package be careful of potential suffocation.
And always remember Kuemper, there are a lot of chemicals in things these days, especially rubber.

 

Meh ofelix is sleepy, 'night everybody!

 

Soooo slow....why is the random babbling sooo slow? Doesn't everyone have nothing better to do then not be here?

*Dfly whistles softly and looks around hoping nobody will notice the excessive use of negatives in the previous sentence.*

 

Cleaning is of the suck. indeed. hjave dragged 5 heavy duty bags of garbafgew out and there' sno end in sight *le sigh*

Have remembered reason #234923423 of the Why I hate Cleaning fame:

Bowling balls + cleaning = ouchies.

 

/me makes Ara's ouchies better, gives her a hug, a pat on the head and a choccy to make her feel better

Nine hours of dancing = body ouchies despite loooooong soak in bath salted bath, still it was fun

Hello everybody peeps have a hug if you enjoy it come back for more if not then oh well

 

DarkStrider, you're , you know

 

Ara why are you cleaning with bowling balls????

 

Arahar, I do believe that these bowlinbgnb balls are physically attached to my person and impossible to deattach for anything

@DS: thankies *hugggles*

Well, my friend visited, there was tea and crumpets (well, vague pastries anyway) and cat-hugging and much goodness. Now, i shall go and collapse in a come because I am so damn sore.

 

It's plastic and the 10 second rule is bogus anyway. I 'kiss it to god' (blow on it).

 

@Olim and in what way am I nuts i don't eat them anymore

 

Cashews and almonds are pretty damn good.

 

The in-laws are leaving tomorrow! A whole week of actually being a grown-up with out the stony stare of Momdusa killing me.

/jumps in huge cardboard box

 

Wheeee! Christmas is near! Wheee!

Gotta help dad buy a digital camera fer mum tomorow, but he want to go at unhuman hours, in the middle of my sleep time, 9 AM Dum dum dum, gasp. Can't he be like a normal person and go a at reasonable time?