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Random Babbling Post #58

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Taluntain, Jan 16, 2006.

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  1. Wordplay Gems: 29/31
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    +1 post. Yay. Now I can go back to staring that walls since, frankly; there is nothing to read here. Where are all the new topics and members?
     
  2. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    Sorry kuemper done that twice and I'm not doing it again :smash: :nono:
     
  3. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    @Kuemp: I'll Jell-o wrestle ya for him :p
     
  4. Susipaisti

    Susipaisti Maybe if I just sleep... Veteran

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    I should get my tagline changed. I'm almost immune to caffeine. Three cups and still it's all a blur.

    Sleep is the way to go.
     
  5. Undertaker Gems: 27/31
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    I want my beer :beer: :yum:
     
  6. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Yay for boots that fit fluffy socks :D
     
  7. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Oh, shiney one! If I didn't have an avatar I would have a diamond. :banana:

    Did I hear mention that we are moving to a remote tropical island? Count me in. :thumb:
     
  8. JiggaJay Gems: 10/31
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    Can I go too?

    Wow, you don't post for a few days and you find out that the old random babbling is filled, and that the new one already has 100+.... Amazing.
     
  9. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Bah I love winter and I loath hot temperature, unless Sorcerer's Place is in Siberia or some other cold place count me out!

    Meh me lil appartment who is falling appart seem nothing next to DS' propriety. Oh well, one day I'll have some nice one.
     
  10. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    Maybe DS can set us up with homes in tropical area and in cold one. :roll:
     
  11. Arahar

    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    @Kitrax

    Use white phosphorus. Nothing better than setting the air on fire at 5000+ degrees F.
     
  12. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Huzza I will change from windows to linux tomorow! Wheeee!
     
  13. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Ehhh... my gf may have something to say about that.

    But the marry part, you mean like big Spam weddings? I still need a Spam princess for that :p
     
  14. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    I think you've confused yourself with my life ;)


    BEDEVERE:
    Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
    VILLAGER #1:
    Are there?
    VILLAGER #2:
    Ah?
    VILLAGER #1:
    What are they?
    CROWD:
    Tell us! Tell us!...
    BEDEVERE:
    Tell me. What do you do with witches?
    VILLAGER #2:
    Burn!
    VILLAGER #1:
    Burn!
    CROWD:
    Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
    BEDEVERE:And what do you burn apart from witches?
    VILLAGER #1:
    More witches!
    VILLAGER #3:
    Shh!
    VILLAGER #2:
    Wood!
    BEDEVERE:
    So, why do witches burn?
    [pause]
    VILLAGER #3:
    B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
    BEDEVERE:
    Good! Heh heh.
    CROWD:
    Oh, yeah. Oh.
    BEDEVERE:
    So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
    VILLAGER #1:
    Build a bridge out of her.
    BEDEVERE:
    Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
    VILLAGER #1:
    Oh, yeah.
    RANDOM:
    Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
    BEDEVERE:
    Does wood sink in water?
    VILLAGER #1:
    No. No.
    VILLAGER #2:
    No, it floats! It floats!
    VILLAGER #1:
    Throw her into the pond!
    CROWD:
    The pond! Throw her into the pond!
    BEDEVERE:
    What also floats in water?
    VILLAGER #1:
    Bread!
    VILLAGER #2:
    Apples!
    VILLAGER #3:
    Uh, very small rocks!
    VILLAGER #1:
    Cider!
    VILLAGER #2:
    Uh, gra-- gravy!
    VILLAGER #1:
    Cherries!
    VILLAGER #2:
    Mud!
    VILLAGER #3:
    Uh, churches! Churches!
    VILLAGER #2:
    Lead! Lead!
    ARTHUR:
    A duck!
    CROWD:
    Oooh.
    BEDEVERE:
    Exactly. So, logically...
    VILLAGER #1:
    If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
    BEDEVERE:
    And therefore?
    VILLAGER #2:
    A witch!
    VILLAGER #1:
    A witch!
    CROWD:
    A witch! A witch!...
    VILLAGER #4:
    Here is a duck. Use this duck.
    [quack quack quack]
    BEDEVERE:
    Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
    CROWD:
    Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh..
     
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    Dice ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    D.S. Did you mean to say everything or nothing? :D .

    Gone off...
    Like milk left overnight in a warm climate.
    Like anonymous sauce 10 weeks in the back of the fridge.
    Like a tomcat looking for love...

    Nothing wrong with red though.
     
  17. chevalier

    chevalier Knight of Everfull Chalice ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    I almost got a pink shirt once. :shake:
     
  18. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Pink is a nice color, damn it. and NO, it is not just a girly color.

    *grumbles*
     
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    I love all colour equaly... The The alphabet zoo is really funny.
     
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