Random Babbling Post #64

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I went to one and gave up We've got most of our stuff online, which also works out cheaper

 

@Ara - Try having the heroine get scared while in the horse barn and fall into a 'meadow muffin' (horse dropping). Wet and icky, yuppers.

I dreamed of a guy I had a crush on in high school. I was pushing a gurney into an elevator (which was full) and he (call him Sam) walks by on crutches. He says, "Hi" in that slick voice guys use when they see something they like/want. I say, "Hi, Sam. What happened to your leg?"

He gets all nervous and beelines for the door, exclaiming, "My leg's fine!" My job for the rest of the dream is to follow him and find out why he's lying to me. It was like a Sandra Bullock movie only better because Sandra wasn't in it (if only all her movies could be this way!).

During this, I found my dead aunt running a candy/flower shop. She wasn't all corpsified, but looked like she did when alive.

I woke up and my hair hurts.

 

Naah, don't want her to fall into one of those (We call them slide mines 'round here, and applies to cow droppings, too )

Cleaning is evil: Especially when it results in tstuff like cuts.

 

Then you have OBVIOUSLY have never been to a tupperware party, candle party, or any other party catering towards some kind of pyramid scheme. I'm smart enough to always have an excuse ready for any invitation to those things.

 

Hey! There's nothing wrong with Tupperware! That stuff is great. If your Tupperware parties are boring then you must have had a useless demostrator. Any Tupperware demonstrator worth her salt will be able to run an entertaining party.

 

I am going mad. Wee!

 

HB, not many people under sixty agree with your definition of entertaining

 

I really don't know what to day HB, if you like tupperware parties, power to you. I think tupperware itself is very useful but I would rather just go to the store and buy it rather than sit with a bunch of women (for the most part) sitting around and talking about makeup and shoes.

 

I didn't say that *I* liked going to Tupperware parties, but given that a Tupperware party usually involves a bunch of female friends (it would almost always be people you know otherwise you wouldn't have been invited) getting together at someone's house for cocktails and a general chit-chat, where there just happens to be some plasticware on sale, I'm not sure what the issue could possibly be. Of course, if you don't like the people who invited you, then (like any party) it wouldn't be any fun.

 

Hey, Harbs, I bought DynaTAC and MicroTAC phones from one of my contacts - interested? The DynaTAC comes with three batteries, granting you an ASTOUNGING 24 hours of standby and a SHATTERING 90 minutes conversation time!

Oh, and for your Tupperware partys... they CAN be funny. Just smoke one big ****ing blunt before. I did that once back when I was still living with my parents... and dude, I never laughed so much of my entire life.

What an irony. I am looking for a Virgin Mobile phone, and I stumble upon one for sale while browsing some adverts. Maybe it's my destiny?

 

I feel like Calvin right now.

 

Missed bus again. Need to start getting to sleep at a more reasonable time (2AM just doesn't cut it).

 

My nose itches and my jaw hurts

 

I dreamt of the birth of my first child, yesterday. I felt so proud, happy, full of love.

Then I woke up, and remembered I'm seventeen and single.

Start your day with a curse, ladies and gentlemen.

I felt good all day though, just remeberoing how I felt in that dream

 

I got to bed at 7h30 in the morn and wake up at 1pm, so NYAH!

Why don't you try evening classes and night shifts, Big Cat? It's SOOOOOOOOOOOO easy.

 

DoTW, that's how I live in the holidays. My Mum reckons I'm a bat. That explains the black clothes and nocturnal activity, at least.

 

Or you could just be a Goth, Daie.

 

I have, and I do recommend it. But with taking care of mom, I couldn't afford to be away during the nights, because I couldn't get anyone to come over to watch her then.

EDIT:
Been going through the archives of www.twolumps.net after finding a link in an old RBP, and this one is by far my favorite so far. As Homer would say, "It's funny 'cause it's true."

[ March 27, 2006, 22:18: Message edited by: Felinoid ]

 

I hatehatehate daylight. just an observation...

 

@ Fel - Ebenezer and Snooch are the best