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Random Babbling Post #91

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by dmc, May 3, 2007.

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    Uniform update: apparently we will be required to wear ALL the items given (shirt, useless apron) and can wear an additional waterproof apron over it - I'm gonna sweat like a pig and my uniform shirts are going to get all greasy ANYWAY, and it has to be those shirts, I can't wear a similar white shirt of my own...

    The hats seem to be made for men - they just CAN'T accommodate a woman's pony tail; the aprons are frivolous, the shirts are too think and all the gals will have to buy camisoles (and I'm not wearing a singlet, shirt and TWO aprons while I'm frying) and every article of clothing is a different color. Admittedly, each item is nice - the apron's got some useful pockets, as do the pants, the hat 'poofs' up over the scalp instead of tight like a baseball cap so it'll be a little cooler, but it seems as if Head Office created an executive committee to design the new staff uniform, and then the members all split off to choose/design one article of clothing each, refused to interact and just got together ON the deadline and wrote everything down... :nolike:

    EDIT:
    ...It's a put-on.
    Come - on - join - the - party
    Dress - to - kill.
     
  3. revmaf

    revmaf Older, not wiser, but a lot more fun

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    Babble, babble, been to Knoxville,
    Every day this week!
    Empty pockets at the gas pump!
    Ugh and ick and squeak!
     
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Woa! As soon as I read the word ''drill'' I heard one! Somebody's renovating as well here. Talk about coincidence!

    I am a man and my hair is long enough to have a pony tail. In fact I think it'll be a good idea to do it for my interview, and shave. Wish me luck for my job interview! I really wish I could get that waiter job at that restaurant.

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    [ May 17, 2007, 16:04: Message edited by: Ofelix ]
     
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    revmaf Older, not wiser, but a lot more fun

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    :me wishes Ofelix luck:
     
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    I'm in a blue funk today. :(
     
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    WTF? I'm not depressed? :confused:
     
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    Montresor Mostly Harmless Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    /me casts "Luck" on Ofelix!
     
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    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    I wonder if a degree in Women's Studies would make them easier to understand?

    My bet is No.
     
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    No way, Daie.
     
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    There's no manual for women. Have a cookie instead.
     
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    The interview went well, I hope to get it, oh well another one tomorow anyway.
     
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    You don't need to understand them, only like them.

    Give them a hug and agree with everything they say and you'll be alright, a joke every now and then won't hurt either.

    EDIT: @Ofe, do the interviews Trainspotting-style, high on speed.
     
  14. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    I'm watching Cat in the Hat :lol:
     
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    Decados The Chosen One

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    Of course not! I'm afraid mere mortals like you and I will never understand these mysterious beings.
     
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    It would help, though, I guess. ;)

    On a less positive note: the coming month or so will be freakishly busy. I wonder where all the school work came from. Hope I make it.
     
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    I wish there was something to eat in this place. :/
     
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    :lol: Why does that remind me of....
     
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    Ragusa Eternal Halfling Paladin Veteran

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    Yaaaaaaawn.... :sleep:
     
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    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    Since this ain't the Relationship Rant thread, I'll just growl at you.

    Grrrrr. Nuff said.
     
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