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I'm ready to strangle someone. Namely my ex husband. He tossed me off because I didn't have a baby on demand, and now he's sending me pics of his new baby?! Is he really that clueless?!!!!
Maybe I'll send the poor kid a sympathy card when she's old enough to understand.
Add to that the fact that I really do want children, but I doubt I'll ever find a man worth having kids with. I expected to be the stay at home mom of a pair of toddlers by now, and the fact that I'm not has me incredibly depressed.
I think I'll fume some more while I make creative plots for his demise.

 

My sister sent these to me... these are pretty fun...

> Don't be offended - these are for real. >
> -- Enjoy the parenthetical commentary!
> Who comes up with this stuff?
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
> animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
> male animal is
> punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
> genitals, but is
> prohibited from looking directly at them during the
> examination. He may
> only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look
> different reversed?)
> *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
> corpse. This also
> applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased
> must be covered with
> a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
> *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> (Much worse than "going blind!")
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside
> and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
> having sex for
> the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
> forbidden for
> virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there
> any job any where else in the wordl that even comes close to this?
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous
> husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
> husband's lover,
> on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah!
> Justice!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but
> only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
> husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the
room
to
> witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>
> *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
> with a woman
> and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big
> enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
> machines with
> one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
> machine only "in
> places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
> on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as
> great as Guam!)
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I
> want to be a pig)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
> hour. (Still not over that pig thing)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
> times its own weight
> and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay
> for this research??)
>
> *~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I
> STILL want to be a pig ...quality over quantity)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some
> people like that.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that
> too)
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> After reading all these, all I can say is......Way to go Pigs

Heh... But Our school network was down this morning and I missed an hour of spamming time....

FF.Net is down in memory of the events a year back...

Ara
(Needs who grammar does?)

 

> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some
> people like that.)

> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside
> and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
> having sex for
> the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
> forbidden for
> virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there
> any job any where else in the wordl that even comes close to this?

LMAO

These two are the best IMO

 

I wanna be a mix between a lion and a pig in my next live, then I'm going to GUAM, you will find me in the yellow pages under Unvirginators

30min x 50 + Hot Guam girls = Whhheeee!!

[ September 11, 2002, 11:38: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

then you would be multi-multi-multi-multi-... twin
How many brothers and sisters would you have?? hundred? thousand

 

After reading Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time, I have come to the conclyusion that nerds and geeks are IMMORTAL!

Why, you ask? Easy. To die, you actually have to have a life

Ara
(Baka desu ka?)

 

there can be only one 'the god'.

as for getting a blackbelt at 13 keneth (just one 'n'?) of the darkforest... that means that you obviously didn't practice the same style as me (wu shu kwan kung fu). blackbelts do not hold the same value between different martial arts! i guarantee that i could kick the crap out of any 'newly-crowned' blackbelt from styles that implement fighting restrictions/rules. unless you are graded irrespective of your age (i.e. you would've had to fight ultra-fit 20-30 year olds and not get beaten-up) that belt will only have value as a 'junior blackbelt' (several westernised japanese styles do that).

not a big deal? you try going 2 minutes against 2 other brownbelts at the same time!

 

I liked karate at first and got to be the teacher later which is also not that bad. I was the best in my class and no one ever wanted to fight me. But the reason I quit was because I had no money and because I hated the god damned rules. I hit a guy in his *grumble* and I was disqualified from the tournament. It's not like I did it on purpose (yeah right , I hated that guy ). Now I decided to go training again (but no more karate for me ) I'll be training kung fu or kick-boxing or tae-kwon-do (there are rules but at least you can freely hit somebody) or something similar.

This is not spamming. I am merely warming up .

/me stretches my fingers and starts typing... |Yes? *you hear a distant voice* OK.| ...and goes to lunch

 

yeh, my instructor (5th degree), who's a brilliant fighter got disqualified from a tournament for hitting someone's ear. methinks foulplay, as the guy was the defending champion and practiced the style of the tournament organisers.

in my style virtually all moves are allowed when we spar- including hits to the *grumble*. basically, if you don't understand the attack, how can you know how to defend against it? besides, if you're any good, you shouldn't being getting hit there anyway. the only thing not allowed is side-kicks to the knee, for obvious reasons.

don't do tae kwon do- kicks to the lower body are prohibited, so you get used to keeping your guard high and are more likely to be open to attacks to the solar plexus and sweeps. don't do american-style kickboxing, that's just a pale imitation of the real thing (kung fu means 'timing', but the closest translation is 'chinese kickboxing'). if you want to be a really good fighter and nothing else, then thai kickboxing is ideal. obviously i'm biased and would suggest kung fu (any style which includes both northern and southern techniques is good).

 

The god, no i havn't yet. Gonna sought it all out this up coming year ... probably take a gap year though to earn some cash and take the chance up on the band.

What kind of education are you on now?

 

Feeling a little happier today.

 

I am very very depressed. Skool is the worst thing that can happen to a relationship. Period.

 

Then what are you waiting for Z? Share with us. Did something good happen or are you just feeling happier?

Thanks for the advice the god. I think I'll try that one. Maybe.

I was going to the club called the 'Free fighting club' (I hope I translated it correctly) about a year or two back where we were only following some of the basic rules like no hits to the *grumble* and no strangling (well at least not so much that he dies ). The club unfortunately went down last year.

*cough* I spam *cough*

 

Just passed the 300 post mark. It's taken me just under 2 years.

 

2 years mg: ?!!
It took me like a month .

[EDIT] Can we get the mg: graemlin from wizards Tal? Please? Pretty please? [/EDIT]

[ September 11, 2002, 19:49: Message edited by: Keneth of the Darkforest ]

 

I wrote a post - but my net went funny and it didn't send it

oh well, Mark2

I got hyper in Chemestry - it seems to be the lesson everyone gets hyper in - well the triple As - Anchovy, Frosty and Apricot (nicknames ) all get hyper and now I do too

TeenyS wasn't in school today - I hope she's okay

My Grandma Ken is coming over soon. y@y!

That's all folks

 

That was pure spam . I like it . You know I met a friend from my former school today. He didn't have much to say.

And it's my mother's birthday in a few days. Any ideas for the present?

 

Thats sad 'couse my former schoolmates dont have much to say to me as well
I guess we werent on such friendly terms

 

I remember everyone I meet - even if I see them for a couple of seconds on a street - I remember them - same on games and everything

But no-one seems to remember me, or hardly do. People from first school don't really remember me, nor do people from my middle school Why must I be cursed with selective memory?

 

Damn. Now like what a simple spam can cause...