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Riddle Time!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Morgoth, Sep 1, 2003.

  1. Foradasthar Gems: 21/31
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    BG2, Spellhold. Answer is water. Or Water Jar if we're to be precise.

    As I can't remember the one I really wanted to ask, I'll just give you this:

    -What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
     
  2. Kralizek Gems: 7/31
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    Nice one, but I believe the answer is the keyboard.

    Edit: since it seems there are many eager to get more riddles, here is mine:

    I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head and I eat the maid's life. What am I ?

    [ September 03, 2003, 18:27: Message edited by: Kralizek ]
     
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    Yes, it was a keyboard.

    Edited the rest of this away.
     
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    It's the broom.

    Next one: the one who sold me doesn't need me
    the one who buy me doesn't want me
    the one who carry me is not using me

    P.S.: I'm poorly translating from italian, sorry for the grammar....
     
  5. Rallymama Gems: 31/31
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    A coffin, caro mio.

    Give me a few minutes, folks...
     
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    It's the coffin.

    Edit - Rallymama just and just beat me... oh well, bring it on! :thumb:
     
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    A man gets into his car each morning and hears a rhythmic thumping from one of the wheels. That afternoon he takes the car to be serviced and have the wheels balanced, but everything checks out perfectly. The next morning the same thing happens. What is going on?
     
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    He doesn't realise he's driving over the expansion joints in the road?
     
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    One of the wheels is square, but everyone in his city is blind.

    :p
     
  10. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    His wife's a drug dealer and hides the dope in his tire? :rolling:
     
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    He is tapping the steering wheel while he drives in the morning?
     
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    The dead cat he rolled over the other morning is still stuck to the tire. :D
     
  13. Slith

    Slith Look at me! I have Blue Hands! Veteran

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    Speed bumps?
     
  14. Arabwel

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    There are gnomes hidden inside the wheel?

    or better yet, it's not the wheel, it's something he has left in the trunk hitting the side.
     
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    Hint: This is occuring in the late fall in a non-tropical climate, and only happens in the morning. The car is fine in the afternoon. The problem goes away after ~15 minutes of driving.

    [ September 04, 2003, 14:09: Message edited by: Rallymama ]
     
  16. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    The wheel is irregular in the morning, because of the cold weather, but later it gets normal again...

    I think
     
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    You're on the right track, Daephon, but what is causing the irregularity?
     
  18. Splunge

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    Well, coming from Canada, this is now obvious. The "square tire" syndrome caused by parking the car overnight in sub-freezing temperatures is the problem. But that's basically Daephon's answer, so he gets the honours.
     
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    Close enough, I guess - the answer is that there was water inside the tire that would freeze overnight, causing the imbalance. Driving for a bit or warmer afternoon temperatures melted the ice, and the water would distribute itself evenly as the tire spun so there would be no imbalance.

    Are there no other fans of the "Car Talk" puzzler here?! :eek:
     
  20. Jarel Gems: 10/31
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    Nice one, mia bella, never heard about that Car Talk though.

    Ok, even if I didn't answered to the previous one I have another riddle for you all, if you allow me to give it:
    I'm born with horns
    I live without horns
    I die with horns

    P.S.: another crappy translation from italian, I hope the meaning still works... ;)
     
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