Rules of Men

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TRAITOR!

I found "1" rather funny. The Windows 16 Color one.

 

Finally! Now it's in writing!

 

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

Reading between the lines: So, ladies, the lesson here is to change men every two months until you find one that doesn't have a best-before date. And that genuinely enjoys women, including all the weird little ways we differ from guys of the male gender. They're out there! Triactus is probably one of them. Gnolyn Lochbreaker definitely is, but he's MINE.

 

HAHA LMAO!

Hehe funny and so very very true

 

Heh, I actually printed this out and showed it to my girlfriend. She found it quite humourous. Most of the things you are talking about I don't do, but it's still pretty funny, and certainly a refreshing change from all these posts bashing men.

 

Hehehehe...I sent it to all my chick friends (who probably read the first line, then deleted it)

Then I sent it to all my guy friends and told them to foward it to everyone they know!!!

I also let my girl friend read it...she said it was funny, but then said, "After my (women's) rules, your rules come first!" Well, after saying that she wasn't able to breathe very well for the next hour or so...(she is very tickelish)

 

Hilarious

Now, if I only had a girlfriend to give it to.
Hmm, maybe I should come out of the door more often en not be sitting surfing/headbanging/drinking coffee all day.

 

That was great everything was true except for the hair thing I know some chics that look hot as hell with really short hair as long as you at least like 5 inches.

 

Leave it to sorcerers.net to come up with this stuff. By the way, my girl friend dumped me when I showed it to her.

 

I totally know this isn't my place, but when has that stopped me, heh.

If that's the only reason she dumped you, congratulations for ridding yourself of a humorless woman. Use this post on your next first date. If she laughs, she's a keeper.

Not to be totally callous, I am sorry for your loss, relationship changes, whether good or bad in the long run, are always trying.

 

*Kitrax patts farmjunky29 on the back...*
Was she on of those:
"Duh guys! Come on, give me back my Mary Kay bag! There's like totaly $200 worth of make-up in that!"
Kind of girls who have no sense of humor, no REAL presonallity, and hangs out with all the preppy skaters who 'think' they are cool because they listen to hardcore punk and have a skateboard? If she is, she is exactly like my ex girlfriend who I dumped about a year ago. Trut me, you are better off with out her!

 

Hey. Isn't the phrase "preppy skateboarders" an oxymoron?