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Sex vs. your favorite game (mature audiences only please)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Dec 26, 2002.

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    Remove all ads!
    I'll just have you know ejsmith, that I had to physically restrain myself from making the obvious comment to your post. (You don't know what it is? You must not have a gutter mind then..) And I can personally attest that sex while driving is possible.

    By the way, I'm a lion. :evil:

    [ December 27, 2002, 05:08: Message edited by: dragonjewel13 ]
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Dec 27, 2002
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    Surprise, surprise... I´m a lion. Is there an option for 'panther?' :D :p

    "You know what you want and how to get it. You will hunt, find, pounce. Any person that meets your guidelines is now your prey."

    Rrr...

    [ December 27, 2002, 13:37: Message edited by: Virne ]
     
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    Astrology? That's just fine. I'm a lion as well. The simplest and one of the first descriptions I've ever heard is incidentally also the one most right: "A lion is an honest and loyal creature. Tender and caring, social yet independent. Yet is not the most difficult creature to anger. And when angered, can be one of the most dangerous there are."

    I don't know if I'm dangerous, but I do go completely nuts the few times in several years that I become angered.

    Back to topic. I've never yet had the displeasure of being forced to choose between either gaming or having sex with my girlfriend. But I'm quite sure I'm not that much of a geek that I would choose gaming over such a much more important thing.
     
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    For the test I´m an gazelle, Yay..

    in real life astrologie i´m an ox, yay again :)
     
    Morgoth, Dec 27, 2002
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    It's just your wife, now if it's a girlfriend on the other hand... :D
     
    Pac man, Dec 27, 2002
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    Hmm I am a gazelle, the describtion seemed scaringly feminine in my eyes. But what the heck! Gender barriers are falling down! ;)
     
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    There is no way I could pass up sex for a game ... its just a question of priorities.

    Here's the question I thought of when I saw this topic .... "How is your favorite game like sex?" or something like that.

    You could answer: I like sex like IWD2 ... where you get to design up to 6 people, and can enter Heart of Fury mode! :evil:

    <or> I like sex like NWN, where it is single player with an optional hired henchman ;)

    <or> I like sex like Planescape: Torment ... with more mental activity than phyical interaction.

    Get it?

    btw on the test... I'm a LION. Know what I want, and proudly pounce on my prey. *evilgrin*

    [ December 27, 2002, 19:19: Message edited by: Mathetais ]
     
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    let's analysis the situation.

    You are facing two choices, you go for one, you reject the other one. Considering the magnitude of disaster of rejecting one of them, i'll go for the sex. If it is not for now, it is for the future. What do you think will happen in the future if you reject your companion this time? For sure, a computer wouldn't be mad at me and not talk to me for ages.
     
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    hilarious test!

    It said I am a horny rabbit
    (most definitely true :grin: )

    I think trying to play a game while my lover tried to distract me would be an incredible turn on...
     
    scarampella, Dec 27, 2002
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    Lol @ Mathetais!

    <or> I like sex like BG1 where you start out inexperienced but can pick up and ditch *companions*, as you see fit, to gain experience.

    Oh and on topic, ditch the game and let's get it on ;)

    Im a Gazelle by that test thing.
     
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    wait your turn in line there girl! This lion is mine!
     
    scarampella, Dec 27, 2002
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    SO going by the test, what would happen if you got two lions together? I'm thinking something big would end up broken.

    Or how about...I like sex like Black and White, where all obey my hand :evil:
     
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    when lions go at it, it goes on for hours.
     
    scarampella, Dec 27, 2002
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    I'm a cold dead fish. Somebody shoot me. Please?
     
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    I'm a lion, hmmm, hunting and pouncing, sounds like fun :lol: :hahaerr: ;)
     
    Vermillion, Dec 27, 2002
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    cold dead fish!!!
    Do they really have that as a possibilty?
    You poor creature!
     
    scarampella, Dec 27, 2002
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    Damn it, I'm a playful kitten. I'll try to find my masculinity on the way out.
     
    The Deviant Mage, Dec 27, 2002
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    Gazelle...
     
    Turandil, Dec 27, 2002
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    Great let's start the playful kitten club. (god damn it! seems so damn to stupid to be a kitten in sex...) As for the main topic... Man, is this for real, of course I'd have sex! To hell with the game! "All right, honey, let's make these walls tremble!" hehehe
     
    Mauricio Eiji, Dec 28, 2002
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    Game, what game? Let's go, honey!

    I came up as a playful kitten on the test, but it's okay, I'm a girl. :p
     
    Stefanina, Dec 28, 2002
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