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Sex vs. your favorite game (mature audiences only please)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Dec 26, 2002.

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    scarampella, Jan 6, 2003
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    This topic seems to have degenerated into a discussion about sexual prowess ( Yes! I mean, um...) I think women are better at ah, 'hunting' guys when they want to be. At least, I am. I just think a lot of men just don't realize what's going on...
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Jan 7, 2003
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    [​IMG]
    Scarampella ... a gentleman never tells ;)

    To use Sorcerer's Place jargon ... my greatsword is indeed sufficient for the battle. Indeed during most conflicts my adversary falls into a swoon well before the fatigue of battle begins to dull my metal. (I can't believe I just typed that!!!)
     
    Mathetais, Jan 7, 2003
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    Mathetais, I would go into battle with you anyday...

    (I *can* believe I just said that ;) )
     
    scarampella, Jan 7, 2003
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    Mathetais, I'm hoping your opponent has a crappy Armorclass, else you might break that mighty blade of yours.

    *Sorry, and ouch* :D
     
    Faragon, Jan 7, 2003
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    [​IMG] And if they have high saves they might "Save vs Math's Charm" :p
     
    Intentioner of the Damned, Jan 7, 2003
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    Do you role dice before you move?
    Also, maybe we need to come up with some 4th edition rules and add the stamina stat.
    Can we multiplayer too? (ok, just realized how that sounded, wasn't directed at any particular individual. No, really it wasn't. :confused: Boy, I'm secure, aren't I?)
    And I thought baseball analogies were bad. :eek:

    [ January 07, 2003, 10:31: Message edited by: Elios ]
     
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    :D I have seen a woman do the first move. :D

    And it feels damn nice, no?

    [ January 07, 2003, 11:09: Message edited by: Virne ]
     
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    There was a girl trying to tricksss me into battle. Boy, was I lucky my savingthrows were high enough to reject. She was a Priest of the Highhoes. Not ugly at all, but I bet she has a big gaping wound due to earlier battles. I don't want to loose my Mace +2 in that one.

    I wouldn't have a computer, if I had a girl. I'd prefer the favorite game: Sex.

    :nono: Erm... MoN, shouldn't you be married before you play the game? :shame:

    Faragon, don't try to backstab me. I'm immune to that and you'd probably find yourself disarmed. :D

    [ January 07, 2003, 13:28: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]
     
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    Aw... bit it just screams backstab! :happy:

    Must. Resist. Urge. To. Backstab.

    *fails his saving throw*

    Mace +2? Don't you mean curved dagger?!? :grin:

    Edit: Wait a damn minute. In what context do you mean "backstab"? Sick bastard! :aaa: :shake:

    [ January 07, 2003, 14:14: Message edited by: Faragon ]
     
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    Curved dagger? Oh you mean Kama, so I can still use my extra attack....

    Ugh..
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jan 7, 2003
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    SHIELD OF THE TROJAN - This legendary item has been available to adventurers for many a year, but it is still one of the most-requested pieces of equipment in the marketplace. Many other shields have come and gone but this venerable tool remains a must have for anyone from the youngest squire to the most battle hardened veteran.

    Class: Buckler
    Abilities: When activated, provides an AC bonus of -10 vs. blunt weapons and improves saving throw against disease by 10. Item can hold 12, 24, or 48 charges, depending on how much gold the possessor wants to invest.
    Penalties: Full activation takes one round. Shield must stored properly or charges will disappear over time. Can be destroyed by a successful attack with a piercing weapon.
    Not Usable by:
     
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    Master of Nuhn, very funny. Nice pickup on the backstab.
    Rallymama, classic.
     
    Jack Funk, Jan 7, 2003
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    Yeah.

    All the D&D'ers in here, making sexual innuendos with Dungeons and Dragons material:

    +15 Bonus Points. "A" for the semester.

    Seriously, very creative.
     
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    I'll never be able to think of backstabbing the same way again...
    curved dagger... ROTFL

    I guess no one uses a staff?
     
    scarampella, Jan 7, 2003
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    [​IMG] hate to be a disgrace to the obsessive gamers creed, but i cannot deny the callings of my teenage loins, so i must with a heavy heart say that game bedamed, a shag wins every time
     
    Colonel Edd, Jan 7, 2003
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    [​IMG] Maybe I should re-think my position in the old BG-2 dispute "backstabbing with a staff" :hmm:
     
    Ragusa, Jan 7, 2003
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    Backstabbing?! Where's Ezellohar when you need her!
     
    Rallymama, Jan 7, 2003
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    [​IMG] I am here. BTW, I didn't backstab you. LOL.

    Eze
     
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    [​IMG] How long until the slash story of Faragon and MoN appears now? ;)

    And I still believe both at the same time is the way to go ;)
     
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