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Sex vs. your favorite game (mature audiences only please)

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Dec 26, 2002.

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    Remove all ads!
    @Vermillion - Hence my call for Eze! ;)

    Gee, would Viagra be based on a Potion of Regeneration or a Flesh to Stone spell?
     
    Rallymama, Jan 7, 2003
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    Any fighters use a short sword? Remember its not the size of your sword, but how you swing it to attack your adversaries.
     
    Elios, Jan 7, 2003
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    Yeah, whenever I have to compete over a girl, I slap my adversaries in the face with my sturdy blade!

    :hmm:

    Wait... :doh:

    [ January 07, 2003, 23:44: Message edited by: Faragon ]
     
    Faragon, Jan 7, 2003
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    Well not that bad if you adversaries are other girls!
     
    Elios, Jan 7, 2003
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    anyone here prefer a two handed sword? ;)

    Rallymama you are crackin' me up! I would bet its a flesh to stone potion :D
     
    scarampella, Jan 8, 2003
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    That means that some women have an innate Medusa look. If you fail your save, you immediately are *petrified* if you make direct eye contact.

    Ragusa ... can you backstad with a staff ... I don't think you want to go there ... ever (unless she's into that and has signed a liability waiver).

    .....

    Sorcerer's Condom ... the Stuff of Legends, right Boo!?!
     
    Mathetais, Jan 8, 2003
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    Ragusa Eternal Halfling Paladin Veteran

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    uhm .... Math, don't let all the slashpeople here confuse you :heh: they have a terminology of their own - who sais that backstabbing means *back*stabbing :eek: and ... uh ... need a break :mommy: :coffee:
     
    Ragusa, Jan 8, 2003
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    Call upon barkskin if she likes it rough. :shake:
     
    Intentioner of the Damned, Jan 8, 2003
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    Intentioner, you owe me a computerscreen. Mine now has soda all over it :)
     
    Faragon, Jan 8, 2003
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    [​IMG] Bigby's fondling hand too?
    Mordenkainens dislocations for those tricky positions?
    Tensers testosterone overload? ;)

    Just some of the many spell's that they don't tell you these wizards wrote for the spellbook of love ;) :book:
     
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    Fara: If i could afford my own decent monitor, then i'd no doubt buy you a replacement. However, i can't, so i won't. :D

    But be carefull you dont accidentally cast Otiuke's res sphere. Then you'd have to resort to some rather energetic Frottage to get any kind of pleasure, barkskin or no barkskin!!
     
    Intentioner of the Damned, Jan 8, 2003
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    My next mage will always have enlarge, grease and bull's strength memorised. :D
     
    Faragon, Jan 8, 2003
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    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Please ladies! Don't tell me you like dual-wielding... You can't handle 2 weapons and probably you'll hurt yourself bad.
     
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    [​IMG] Depends.

    Any game vs sex with Brittney (or whatever her name is) -> I go for a game
    Any monstrous looking not dare to call a human being vs NWN -> I go for a sex

    Have I described it enough?

    Oh, btw, the test returned Lion for me... I'm unsure what does that mean. Lions are most lazy creatures in the world. Generally, not when it comes to sex, of course. ;)
     
    Extremist, Jan 8, 2003
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    [​IMG] Silence could come in useful if there's too much noise and there's complaints from the neighbours, or the friends downstairs why they're staying for the night.
    Blindness might help either the night before or morning after too ofcourse ;) .
    Silence could be caused by other means :p and could cause blindness if the aim off. Better get working on that Dex score eh? ;)
     
    Vermillion, Jan 8, 2003
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    Good to see that the pathetic posting of sexual topics by adults for teenagers continues at SP.

    Class joint around here.
     
    Shralp, Jan 8, 2003
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    [​IMG] Thats why you love SP though Shralp, the class ;) . Besides, it's nothing they know already, and on par with a Carry On Film.
     
    Vermillion, Jan 9, 2003
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    Hey, I gave the warning on the subject heading (mature audiences only please). Well, now that I think about it, putting that just probably entices them more to read this post. :doh:
    By the way, for all those "lions" out there, technically you don't use a sword, you would be using a mace. (anyone not understanding let me know and I will PM the explanation)!!!
     
    Elios, Jan 9, 2003
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    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Ahhhh - our holy lady of love, Sune, would be soooo proud of us all!
     
    Falstaff, Jan 9, 2003
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    [​IMG] I'm confident there's no better way to attract kiddies than to write "mature audience only" :shake:
    Mature, mature, MATURE ??! HEY, I'm using the internet already!
     
    Ragusa, Jan 9, 2003
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