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Dang, Poodle.

You need to warn me when you're switching from inches to centimeters. I nearly shot myself when I learned that most are 5-7 inches in diameter.

 

AFAIK, the bigger the creature, the stronger it is.
So it's only natural that a big creature will have bigger equipment.
Compare an Ogre to a Halfling for example. The ogre will have bigger equipment. Dear me ragusa, your longsword should be called a short sword instead!

 

lol the 'width' reference was circumference in inches. Sorry about that all you little boys.

'Don't piss me off! Or i will go to your home and give your wife something to hang her towels on! WOOF!'

 

I don't get it ... i mean the whole penis thing is looked at from two different angles ...
Males
Size always matters ... the bigger the better for her to chew on

Females
Its not the size, its what you do with it that counts or so the girlies say ...

So which do you think is more er ... 'right'?
These assumptions are based on what the general population of each sex say about willies ... that i know of anyway...

 

Sniper, I think that they are trying to avoid hurting your feelings.

 

Hurt me? Haha! I have feelings of steel! Nothing can hurt me!

/me then bends down and whispers

"Hurt me? how?"

 

Whoopee! I knew this would be fun!

 

Sir Dargorn, did you fall asleep with the penis enlarging pump on?!?!?! Damn english, making it hard for the americans to keep up in size!

[This message has been edited by Kitrax (edited July 10, 2002).]

 

Now that 13-14, is that in centimetres or inches?

[This message has been edited by Faerus Stoneslammer (edited July 10, 2002).]

 

Please, there are underaged girls here who has enough trouble trying to become deaf while her brother and his friends are around her. I don't want to become blind too.

 

Two things--

1. Look at Damona's post
and
2. Yerril, that smilie continues to frighten me

 

lol...that little face is pretty scary, i think those eyes are a bit to big

 

Oh and Padine, speaking of size, there should be a SMALL amount of space (namely two hits on the spacebar) between the end of a sentence and the beginning of a new one. This does not require a LARGE amount of thinking to enact.

[Forget it, I already told him that but it didn't make any difference, he just ignores it.] -Tal

[This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited July 10, 2002).]

 

Holy GAWD! 5-7 inches around! That can't be right! That's a soda can! Someone's wrist! OMG!!!

Many thoughts are flying through my brain right now, mainly about tooth chipping, and truck parking...

 

Poodle, you do realize that an erection occurs when blood rushes to your organ, right?

Sir Dargon, you better be 8ft. tall because the moment you get aroused, you're going to die of blood loss...

 

He'll at least black out.
Damona, lol.

 

Did you know that being curcumsized enables your thingy to grow longer and also stay cleaner.

 

Thingy? Oh C'mon Z, we're all grown ups here...(well, most of us). The 'thingy' you are reffering to is called a *penis*.
Now that wasnt so hard was it?

 

I just find the word 'thingy' cute, plus with Shadow_goddess whining at us every 5 mins i thought the word might upset her again, i hate it when little girls whine.
PENIS! BIG ERRECT PENIS! There, happy?

 

Its coming to get us!