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Some funny reply quotes from BG, and other stupid things (including AS)

Discussion in 'Baldur's Gate (Classic)' started by Ubull Ravenhorn, Jun 5, 2002.

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  1. Cog Primius Guest

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    three got qutes.

    1. Ya little monkey spanker - Tiax, who else

    2. Ouch, i mean moo - when you presses on any cow many times - TotSC

    3. nobody here but us chickens - when you presses on any chicken many times - TotSC

    i do not know about you but i think that they are funny.
     
    Cog Primius, Jul 23, 2002
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    [​IMG] "Go for the eyes Boo!" still cracks me up every time!
     
    AcidWoRm, Aug 3, 2002
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    [​IMG] I just started a new game and decided to have Xan and Montaron in my party, and i chuckled when Xan whimpered, "Stop touching me!". That took me back to the good old days of the Orcs in Warcraft2.
     
    Intentioner of the Damned, Aug 5, 2002
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    You are referring, of course, to Xzar. Xan is the whining elven enchanter.
     
    Chevalier Mal Fet, Aug 6, 2002
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  5. Deathmage

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    It's simply HILARIOUS if you have Xan, Quayle and Alora in the same party.
     
    Deathmage, Aug 6, 2002
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    Yesterday I was in Baldur's gate. My party had over 150.000 cash, now that is a lot of money, I had just spent 4000 gold on arrows, and I went to the duke. The only positive respons to his question I could give was: "2000 gold?!? Consider us hired!"

    lol, that's less than I spent on arrows
     
    StressedE, Aug 6, 2002
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    The messengers that can walk through an area without getting attacked by monsters, but whenever I walk through there.... :rolleyes:

    The belching patrons in the taverns.

    The Courtesans that do not seem interested in earning more gold pieces. :D ;)
     
    Keraptisdm, Aug 6, 2002
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  8. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    These are the funniest lines I found while playing through BG the last time.
    Or something like this, so don´t bother correcting me.

    Schizophrenic Edwin:
    Don´t bother me, when I plot to overthrow you
    (I kicked him out because I don´t like a party of 7)

    Depressed Xan:
    Why don´t we just lie down right here and die
    (Helped him out of his misery)

    Cannibalistic Xzar:
    I ate his liver with a nice chianti and some fava beans
    (Kicked him out because I was afraid of waking up and finding him breakfasting my liver with chianti and fava beans)

    Poor Khalid:
    T-t-t-that w-was all folks
    (Kicked him out because of those extremely long c-c-conversations I had with him)

    Garrick:
    Brave, brave sir Garrick. Sir Garrick led the way.
    Brave, brave sir Garrick. Sir Garrick ran away.
    (He just ran away!)

    :coffee:

    (Now, when do I get my MUD-character?)

    [ August 09, 2002, 12:48: Message edited by: Morgoth ]
     
    Morgoth, Aug 9, 2002
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