Sore Fingers?

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I sometimes get sore arms after a 12 hour drinking binge.

 

The ergonomic genius of the beer toting hard-hat was never fully recognised.

There is no reason to risk RSI when imbibing.

There is no longer any reason to fear bumping into lampposts skulking in the dark on the way home from the pub.

The use of traffic cones as late night head-gear could now be made virtually redundant, if only people were capable of adopting modern ideas without having to be told that they are fashionable first.

I fear the beer hat may soon fade into oblivion, just another victim of fickle fashion, rather than recieving due praise and, dare I say it, the nomination (at the very least) for the Nobel Prize that it truly deserves.

Sore arms after a drinking binge are just a symptom of society's short-sighted rejection of new ideas, but it has proved almost impossible to get any politicians to take mandatory beer-hat use legislation seriously.

[ April 15, 2004, 06:32: Message edited by: Bluin ]

 

Get a microphone and talk to them on that

 

I have one, but the problem is that the lines usually make the sound quality rather poor. Usually. Then you have to both shout at them and type to get the meaning through.

 

Call them on the telephone.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is not something that you want, regardless of who is paying for it. Magnetic bracelets may help in the short run, but don't spend so much time in front of the computer.

 

Sometimes I get dizzy if I'm sitting at my computer too long.

 

Your all just a bunch of girls! (@Bluin, ROTFLMAO!)