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Sweet Jesus...I'm having a Luke Skywalker moment

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Death Rabbit, Oct 7, 2004.

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    Since when is Kerry on the light side?

    Well, anyway.

    Darth Cheney appears at the bridge in black robes, carrying a glowing red lightsabre, calling for what seems to be an ultimate duel, observed from afar by Emperor Dubyaltine.

    "DR, I am your father."


    :shake: :lol:

    Worry not, people do have strange people on their genealogy tree. For instance, Elisabeth II is descended from Genghis Khan and Lady Diana was descended from Attila the Hun.
     
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    Since some real-life friends know my identity by this nickname, I can't go into details. But I can say that when I fetched my personal ID card from the policestation at the age of 19, I found out quite a few *highly important* things about my life during their extensive questioning. Instead of being shocked as a normal person might, I was quite relieved to know how much mystery my so-far common life actually had in it.
     
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    Back you evil beast from hell! j/k.
    Since you claim to have evil in your blood, why not make use of it... Find a way to get money from him
     
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    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    Err, excuse me but who is Dick Cheney? Is this such a bad thing? Anyway cheer up, I mean you have evil blood in you so you shall know how evil-dooer think and thus stop 'em OR... become one nastie evil dooer.

    The choose is up to you DR
     
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    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    *huggles DR*

    There, there, it coul be worse...
     
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    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    DR, be glad, at least you're the living proof that hard-core Republicanism is not genetically transferrable. There might be hope for the US yet. :D
     
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    Hey look at the bright side. If you get someone to threaten you, you may be able to get secret service protection as someone might be using a cousin to get to the Vice President!
     
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    Oh my! :eek:
    I'm your twin brother!
    I must be DR the Dark Raver. If you'd be a tiefling in Faerun, then I'm most likely the Killer Rabbit in Mordavia (Quest for Glory 4)
     
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    There is no good way to say this. Unfortunately, you have the 'verbal diarrhea' gene.

    One day I will discover that I am genetically linked to Hue Hefner. :D
     
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    I can't believe that no one has picked up that DR thinks he should be related to Ron Jeremy. What is he implying?
     
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    Don't lose hope DR, with all that Halliburton loot, being related to Cheney could get you an endowment as well...
     
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    I'm praying for your soul, DR.
     
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    Does that mean my attempts at restoring you onto the womb of mother church have been successful? :shake: :lol:
     
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    The Great Snook, must be wishful thinking. :shake:
     
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    Ron Jeremy is a great actor and have done a lot for the movie industry with his tiredless work and unlimited stamina. DR just brought him up to show a person any man would be proud to be related to and not a ghoul like Cheney. ;)
     
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    I can't belive he gets PAID...............
     
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    Haha! :D
     
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    I thought Ron Jeremy was that ugly adult movie guy that made an appearance in Trey Parker's movie 'Orgazmo'? I didn't think he actually qualified for the title "actor".
     
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    Spoilsport.
     
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