Taluntain's Eleven

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I am aghast.

No progress at all has been made toward designing the heist.

Our first mission will be to spring ArtEChoke from the loony bin he's been confined to. He may be crazy, but he's the only pilot we have. Sadly, Belisarius is afraid to fly, so we'll have to drug him before we start our journey to Croatia. In my capacity as "Approachable Boy" or "Face Man," I'll don a variety of disguises to win the confidence of various officials there which will allow us to operate free of local law enforcement. Mathetais will suggest a plan that invariably begins with "we take the front door." Then we all start welding things onto Belisarius's van in order to make it into a tattoo parlor. We crash it through the front of Extremist's home (while an inspiring song plays in the background) and tattoo the American flag on his ass. Along the way, we shoot a lot of guns but never hurt anyone.

We'll probably have to leave quickly when an evil U.S. Army colonel shows up and tries to arrest us on charges for a crime we didn't commit.

The SP Team

 

I'll distract the neighbors so that they don't wonder about the unearthly shrieking.

"Hi. Um. I was looking for directions...."
"Yeah, I'm kind of lost...."
"I'm looking for Athens...?"
"WHAT?! WHA'D'YOU MEAN I'M IN *CROATIA*?!"
"Er...right. Could you PLEASE give me directions...."
"East? Yeah...which way's that?"
"WHAT do you mean on my left-hand side?"
"...compass?"
[EXTREMIST: AAAAAAAAARGH!]

*evil grin:

[This message has been edited by Tiamat (edited February 06, 2002).]

 

I'll beat up the president so he doesn't bomb us!

Take this, Mr President Sir! *Punch*

President: Takes 9 crushing damage from Sir Yerril
President: Unconscious

Don't worry, when I am put in a concentration camp in a rubber suit I shall smite the guards and run away screaming "For the ORDER!"

 

Well, there's always this plan I've been discussing with some in the chat. Basically it involves taking over the world through clever use of an army of naked elven females armed with brainwashing suppositories.
I need a cloning facility and a pharmacy though...

 

You also might need a female elf.

 

Well, since I do own a restaurant, maybe one of you can arrange it that I will do the catering of whatever establishment we're gonna hit. Cliche, I know. But its gotta work.

The rest can get in via the uniforms I provide, and I can do something funny with the food.

Also, if you need a 6'1" bruiser, line-backer type, I'm used to it.

 

Ok dont forget the heroic Elevator repairman dispather hehe. If you want i can rig the elevators with my remote control, you lure the guards in and ill lock em in, once in there they will push the emergency phone and I'll laugh hehe. Thus allowing you to steal us lots of money and for me to for once say "too bad stay in there"

 

What about the trademark penguin horde? You never know when 30-odd bloodthirsty penguins will come in handy, especially in a small enclosed, say, elevator. Who would suspect a cute waddly penguin anyhow? Haven't you people seen Batman?

 

You are looking at an excelent spy write here always have been. I'm as quiet as a hobbit. You will need me.

 

If you need an annoying teen,get me.

 

Ooh! I volunteer! pick me!

I can order a mean pizza!

 

SOMEBODY's bored.

I've already taken the teenager slot in the Eleven, sorry. Don't know if there's another. But I asked first

 

So,if i cant be an annoying teen,I can be the Pink Assassin Panda!PLLEEEEAAAASEEEEE?!?!?

 

What ever you are going to steal count me in. Martial arts specialist reporting for duty. (I'll just take 50% of whatever we steal )

[This message has been edited by Silverblade (edited February 26, 2002).]

 

Well I'm your Grease Monkey. No-Jokes, Ive had more experience getting into and out of nooks and crannies (sp?) then... well most people. My err pastime hobby is sneaking into abandoned factories, warehouses and the like just for the thrill of it. Im very agile, can do all those rolls, flips wall-jumping and stuff (thanks to breakdancing, martial arts and experience). So in the words of grounds keeper Willie "grease me up woman!"