The battle of Sorcerer's Place (SP fantasy)

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Gothmog is still hopping around aimlesly.

He casts wild magic on some wizard cambatans and then stands back enjoying the show. Every spell Alustriel and Tobias cast goes wild usually ending up in nice visual effects.

Then he makes an addvartisment charging 10$ to anyone who wants to watch the show. He send mental notes to all present within 20 miles if they care to pay ti his swiss bank account 10$ and telepathicly watch the fight.
And just for extra effect he summons up some Jedi to have some more fun

Ofcourse he gets VERY rich.

 

8people uses her sneaky Assassin skills and sneaks up behind Gothmog, stunning him with a well placed blow to the head, before hiding once more in the shadows and moving silently away.

Fear the Assassin/Psionic!

 

Arabwel, cackling like the madwoman she is, enters the scene and looks around for someone worth fighting. "Come on, come on, I know Kung-fu!" she mutters, squeezing the Staff of *****-slapping +5. Deciding to go talk to Rallymama about joining her in pelting Chev with the peanut shells, she manages to stumble on her CLoak of Unpracticality +2-
"Damn!"
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(Yeah, yeah... I know)

 

<Hey, Ara, want to team up with me?>

The Wolverine Wannabe Eze walks around while poking people with her really long claws.
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Yes, I know. Don't ask.

 

Khelben hacks SP , then grins evilly !
Game over guys!

 

Aikanaro fires his I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon at Khelben, while threatening to let loose a piece of information that Sorvo told him...

Congratulations Khelben, You do not Exist!

(This have been a Nationstates in-joke, I'm sure that most of you won't understand...)

 

Khelben gets smacked by Gothmog for 1d4 rounds irresistable laughing.

Then he forges an eternal alliance making himself the only member and president of it + counselor, advisor,.....
He makes its headquarters on the beach in a sand castle made in 4 seconds.

There he plots revenge on 8people in his 4cm high tower.

 

Rallymama makes space for Eze and Ara on the bench, expands the Blankie of Protection from Everything to cover them, too, and passes over some bags of peanuts. The pelting continues in earnest.

 

Alexander the Great wakes up from all this noise and charges to anyone who is in front of him yelling: AERAAAAAAAAAAAAA! and KSESKISTE TOUS! with his nice enchanted warhammer and his large shield protecting him from others' blows and his Mithral Full Plate shining under the sun.

 

Yerril, who appears to have been beaten up without even realising the battle had started, drags himself to his feet. The Skald casts Summon Hookers IX and retreats to a bench with his new ladyfreinds to watch the chaotic action.

 

Aikanaro uses his metapsychic powers to undo the straps holding the mithril breatplate to Alexander the Great's body.

 

Alexnder the Great covers his ... with his hands and walks away to wear again his armor.

He hires a mage to enchant him and his items so that they're immune to any magical/divine/psionic attack and sells his house and everything he has except the equipmnet to pay the wizard and charges again to battle and strikes Aikanaro on the head before he tries to do anything with his powers.

 

Aikanaro yawns before making his three knifes fly, two aiming for gaps in the neck of the armour and the other going for the eyes.

But first he coats them with the drow poison that makes every blood cell in your body explode
IIRC its called Death's Blessing.

 

Harkle tries to cast Lightning bolt, but due to wild magic, he accidentally casts reincarnate, which affects the next person who dies.

Then he hides behing a rock, just to realize that Aikanaro and Alexander the Great are fighting there. Harkle draws immediately his two daggers and attacks.

"You both! Taste my non-magical daggers!"

 

Jesper decides to unleash his terrible magic and fires ONE magic missile at the combatants, then hurries over to Yerril to join the party.

"The more the merrier"

 

From zhe high tower where Gothmog conjures up untold horrible mighty sorcery which invokes the terrible Asmodeus from the depths of hell to strike on his foes.

But then he fails his fear saving throw in demon's presence and falls out of towers window and breaks his neck landing on a turtle peaceful laying her eggs in the sun.

As the demon's summmoner is not alive anymore in this world he chooses to steal the biggest popcorn bag in the local store and lay back on his couch in Abyss.


So ended another would-be tragedy for the world, once not by stupid good-for-nothing reloading adventurers but rather by the fooly of Gothmog.

Until he is reincarnated

What goes around comes around! Gothmog cast wild magic and Harkle's spell thwarted by it will now bring Gothmog back to life

 

Alexander the Great dodges the three Aikanaro's knives and releases the spikes from his spinned large shield and they pierce Aikanaro's body.

Harkle's attack is futile since a mere dagger cannot pierce Alexander's Mithral Full Plate Mail and then Alexander the Great bangs Harkle's head with his warhammer(from now on the warhammer will be called Mjolnir, Thor's warhammer).

 

Aikanaro pulls the spikes from his body and never one to waste a good spike, throws them at Harkle. Then he jumps into the air and gets distracted while Harkle gets impaled. Soon he finds himself floating and bleeding all over the battlefield, been careful to drip blood over Alexander the Great.

 

Gothmog is ressucted but since this is still a wild maginc area he is revived in a form of a doppleganger.

He can now shapeshift into anyone present in here.
He shapeshifts into a very poisonous bee and sstings Alexander the great into his nose and neck.
Alexander's nose goes bigger and bigger until he cannot even see in fron of himself. He tripps and sways around while all around there is laugh on his account. He tries to guess people by hearing and swinging his warhammer in general direction of the laugh but he misses badly and drops his weapon somewhere.

By that time his neck starts to choke him in firm grasp of his Mithril full armor collar. Slowly he chokes and is dying until a nice Loth cleric puts him out of his misery (sacrifices him to Loth ).

Now he awaits his restoration...

 

What's wrong with your blood Aikanaro?

Anyway, while Aikanaro is floating Alexander the Great draws his heavy repeating crossbow of accuracy +5 and fires at him and then "right between the eyes" and "one shot one kill" and stuff. But because of the wild magic Aikanaro is ressurected -loosing a level- to continue the fight.


Alexander the Great leaves the battlefield because he must go to the cinema with his friends making an oath that he would return to slay all his enemies.

Alexander the Great returns for about half an hour to watch the others fighting.

[ May 10, 2003, 14:54: Message edited by: Alexander the Great ]