The Never Ending Story

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Unfortenately Sniper is butnekid, "us" Tal asks, "or are you referring to your.... nevermind"

[ January 20, 2003, 21:07: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

The troupe of....well, too many people to count...heads merrily towards Baldur's Gate, little realizing that they never answered Tal's question.

[ January 20, 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: Dragon's Jewel ]

 

Just then, from out of the shadows steps three members of the Idiot of the Week Theives' Guild.

 

Fortunately, those three members can't communicate well due to their extensive use of |33t and eventually stumble over their own plaques.

The protagonists - Elios, Tal, Eze, Rallymama, and Sniper - walk on towards Baldur's Gate, unaware that a gigantic block of Jello™ is falling at rapid velocity toward the city.

(Will they come in to save the day? Will they?)

[ January 20, 2003, 22:49: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

 

Tarsakh relized he was hungry.

 

The five wanderers wondered why such a random interjection had been made, it's meaning for the group and the falling block of jello, now just seen in the western sky, and whether, by the very grace of God, this sentence would ever end.

 

The party attempts to disbelieve that there is a blob af Jello heading towards them

 

Sniper looks up, sees the blob of Jello and mutters "Tea time" before scrambling in another bush and finding some boxers to put on.

 

Unfortunatly the blob of jello was quite real and splattered everyone in it.

 

Everyone else picks themselves out of the mesh only to see Sniper eating it mummering 'Tea ... new clothes!' On inspection, he has also found some new clothes to wear.

 

Unfortunatly for those around him these clothes are in fact merely parts of the bush he emerged from

 

Suddenly from out of nowhere a group of men come jumping into the picture. "we'rrrre the spanish inquisition! Do you or do you not admit to having been splattered by a large yellow cube of jelly?"

 

Sniper spins around and shows them what few people would ever hope to see, his scrawny buttocks

 

Tal casts a fireball at the group and the flash - reflected from Sniper's lily-white bottom - blinds the Spanish Inquisition so that the party can actually make some progress down the road.

 

Actually, the Inquisition was blinded as soon as they saw Sniper's rear, Tal just likes to take the credit, but lets get on with it, shall we?

 

As the sun began to melt the Jello a cloud of locust began to center on the town, darkening the sky and obscuring the groups' vision ... in the distance they could hear a mighty voice shouting, "Let my people go or the plague of Tapioca will fall upon the city!"

 

Just then, they heard a stomping in the distance, and there appeared the tiger from Black and White. Having seen his God manage food-stuffs such as tapioca in his training, he knew exactly what to do!

 

Sniper walks up to the tiger, smiles and shows his buttocks. 10 minutes later, Sniper is clad in a tiger's outfit. "Lets go"

 

Just then, Dragon's Jewel jumped out of a nearby drainage ditch, shrieked "What about the freaking tapioca!" and quickly squelched off.

 

Their mission now clear before them - get to Baldur's Gate and free the oppressed people before the Plague of Tapioca could descend - the group followed Dragon Jewel's wet footprints along the road.