The Never Ending Story

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A diseased gibberling ran screaming from the hills, waving his teddy bear.

 

Morgoth appeared out of nowhere and ran after the diseased gibberling with the teddybear else he would get nightmares sleeping all alone

(*hint* *hint*)

only to be stopped by Tal & friends

[ January 21, 2003, 23:13: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

 

The quintrio leaves the unbelieving heretic Morgoth to his teddy bear. The group (possibly including Morgoth) continues walking, reaching a sign that reads, Baldur's Gate: 42 miles, leaving them to wonder who walks exactly 42 miles from Baldur's Gate to plant a sign, then walks back another 42 miles.

[ January 21, 2003, 23:34: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

 

The Diseased Gibberling runs after Morgoth with the teddy beat screaming "give me back my mother!"

 

Dragon Jewel squelches back to bop the diseased gibberling on the head, because, honestly, how many diseased gibberlings does the world really need?

 

Rallymama rolled her eyes and muttered, "Raisins. We're going to need LOTS of raisins..."

 

Tal casts Summon Raisins and millions of raisins fall from the sky

 

The group paused for a minute as they realized that they would need something large, and probably unweildy, to get the raisins the 42 miles to Baldur's Gate.

 

Fortunately, Rallymama had packed one of those amazing fold up giant hats, for when whe got to the Baldur's Gate auditorium, so she could block everyones' view.

She got the hat out and it immediately unfolded.

(I hoped the tiger would cast lightning on the village and the party would be on the run from the forces of good AND evil. Mmm, lots of fighting!!)

[ January 22, 2003, 10:54: Message edited by: Intentioner of the Damned ]

 

The diseased Gibblering goes "ouch! you aint my mother!" and bites Dragon Jewl on the thigh before chasing Morgoth.

 

Morgoth runs with his arms flailing wildly and runs straight into Sniper who was doing something he often mentioned in a certain other story...

 

Then again a creature came from the shadows, wielding a scimitar, his hair was long and blonde his clothes where black and a 6 foot tall Bunny followed him! I'm Back! He said, who of your morons made me disapear? You shall feel the wrat of my Bunny!

 

But the wrathfull bunny flees with a high sqeeking voice the moment he sees what sniper is doing.....

'Hey where are you going' said the scimitar wielding man, then he looks at morgoth crashing into sniper, 'what the....' said the very confused man

 

Dragon Jewel looks up momentarily and snaps at the man "Look, I've just been bitten by a diseased gibberling, I had to muddle around all day in a drainage ditch waiting just so I could say one line, and I don't even want to know why they keep asking Sniper what he's doing. Would you mind terribly just zarking off?"

 

Sniper zarked off. Everyone shielded their eyes.



(sorry, buddy, too irresistable)

 

"Oh! that was a goodie! ... Morgoth! Ouch! Dammit! I'm not that way inclined! Get off!" Sniper heaves himself up and a knocked out Morgoth slumps to the floor. "Tiger's aint always fluffy!"

 

The sudden, sickly sweet smell of a *lot* of tapioca hit our heros' olfactory systems, quickly reminding them of the trouble at ahnd.

 

Just then, the ranger of the party (insert name) catches a glimpse of a large being through the trees, in the distance.

It immediately becomes clear that the situation could get sticky, for it was a tapioca elemental. It was this that was controlling the cloud of tapioca hanging over the town.

 

Elios, who has remained relatively silent through this little expedition until now, speaks,"You know raisins and whip cream would go good with the tapioca pudding...we've got the raisins, I bet Sniper has a can of whip cream stored somewhere."

 

Eze's eyes light up at the mention of whipped anything and she starts poking about with her staff; meanwhile, Rallymama reaches into the pocket of her Apron of Holding and pulls out a +3 whisk and a mixing bowl large enough to double as a shield.