"The One Word Story" Story

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(story so far)
"One elephant went incontinent on through masturbating weithout life but was sterile from blindness caused by eating rotten sorcerers found within a dark dank putrid bog. Poor blacks won freedom by slaughtering Indians without consulting Boo! However, although Minsc never wanted a girly pair like Lady Nalia and the nasty nipples extraordinaire which were held firmly because of threats hurled during intermission combat with drunken sluts after spanking pussy willows lovingly between thier legs. Many masturbators ate big dicks. Brain thought poop squik ?WTF? Unfortunately for Aerie and homosexually passed away Dave while masturbating furiously and vigorously. But spoons can't sing loudly even when armadillos came producing pornography past midnight dressed in amazing jockstraps messing them outright, although manboobs sag penis-like while undulating beneath the surface scum hump of gigantic coconuts that jiggle gayly in despair like masturbators eating wet mailmen humming Yani crap while shitstabbers masturbate while eating soggy bowls filled masturbator's monkeys unmentionable chainsaws rip chunks asunder, flying about with sCRAPple morphing hippies which smoke dope and wear scarlet speedos under jelly scrota who really look quite odd to transvestites because Shura masturbates outside his bungalow watching (objection frm Shura) low-budget porn starring Taluntain! Sorcerers nevertheless, Sniper vowed unfaithfully never to masturbate under his covers when unless someone else helps squeeze madonnas bra up Cher's arse! Which leads to Sniper jumping up the Choccy flavoured STARFISH and ingesting on raw juicy tasty steaming butts that randomly belong outside Finland and herf obstinately waxes other men's gun which nobody masturbates without. Wearing Blink-182 underoos and around Blackthorne- TA's nemsis Sniper crawled brown-hatters kumquat this grass stank of Neverworlder's fishy DICK!! Sucked until Fatmaka dismissed!! Although elephants start to frolic turd-burgling kobolds who cannot masturbate other's dangly-bits. Howling loud chickens rampage ...

 

stupidly

 

through

 

orgasms

 

produced

 

with

 

sniping

 

of

 

orcs

 

however

 

Neptune

 

being

 

retrograde

 

which

 

complicated

 

Orcish

 

geocentric

 

sex

 

life.