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"The One Word Story" Story

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Septic Yogurt, Feb 12, 2001.

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  4. reboot

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    masturbating

    (oh yes! I'm revived! :D :D)
     
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    I have to wonder how on earth you "would" reboot a masturbating cheetah. Oh well here's my word

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    annoying

    Oi! Where's my word! Who is the bum that deleted my word! Oi! Whats wrong with alittle sex education eh? Wimps! Swines! Things! Bums!
     
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    ripped

    sniper, it looks like your words still there to me, maybe Im looking at the wrong word.
     
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    Here's the story so far...
    anytime u see any totally incomprehensible sentence, its usually due to sniper or someone else (usually sniper, tee hee) adding in some horrible word that doesn't fit (usually masturbate). e.g "Gamers refused to reboot masturbating cheetahs by....." wtf?? anyway, here it is:
    "One elephant went incontinent on through masturbating weithout life but was sterile from blindness caused by eating rotten sorcerers found within a dark dank putrid bog. Poor blacks won freedom by slaughtering Indians without consulting Boo! However, although Minsc never wanted a girly pair like Lady Nalia and the nasty nipples extraordinaire which were held firmly because of threats hurled during intermission combat with drunken sluts after spanking pussy willows lovingly between thier legs. Many masturbators ate big dicks. Brain thought poop squik ?WTF? Unfortunately for Aerie and homosexually passed away Dave while masturbating furiously and vigorously. But spoons can't sing loudly even when armadillos came producing pornography past midnight dressed in amazing jockstraps!!! messing them outright, although manboobs sag penis-like while undulating beneath the surface scum hump of gigantic coconuts that jiggle gayly in despair like masterbators eating wet mailmen humming Yani crap while shitstabbers masturbate while eating soggy bowls filled masturbator's monkeys unmentionable. Chainsaws rip chunks asunder, flying about with scrapple morphing hippies which smoke dope and wear scarlet speedos under jelly scrotoms who really look quite odd to tranvestites because Shura masturbates outside his bungalow watching low-budjet porn starring Taluntain! Sorcerers nevertheless, Sniper vowed unfaithfully never to masturbate under his covers unless someone else helps squeeze madonna's bra up Cher's arse! Which leads to Sniper jumping up the Choccy flavoured starfish and injesting on raw juicy tasty steaming butts that randomly belong outside Finland and herf obsinately waxes other men's gun which nobody masturbates without wearing Blink-182 underoos and around Blackthorne TA's nemesis Sniper crawled brown-hatters kumquat. This grass stank of silly Neverwolder's fishy dick, sucked until Fatmaka dismissed!! Although elephants start to frollick Turd-burgling kobolds who cannot masturbate other's dangly-bits. Howling loud chickens rampage unchecked stupidly through orgasms produced with overzealous sniping of orcs. However, Neptune being retrograde which complicated Orchish geocentric sex life. But heliocentricity confuses homophobics insanely because they can't seem to smell what The Rock masturbates. Purple cirrus looking clouds billowing aimlessly below starlit heavens. For a moment a flash of vibrant thigh excites me! Sometimes I waver hesitantly over urine samples. Darien Noella show her trouts only when she's warming buns and cream for her admirers and other orcish lover boys squealing in agony and frustration. Sniper does masturbations using hairy nail-studded inflatable-goat vibrators powered by Diehard 12 volt baboon's buttocks farting loudly stimulating 24/7. However sniping testicles refresh bysexual goats and gothic virgins eating stewed dog's buttocks into Sniper's infinityengineeditor in which herf's brain begin to cut melons as replacements for bust-u-like catsuits filled up with faded shit. Multiperspectival. Today madonna had an orgasm with sting on the inflatable dragon_bag. Elminster tripped inadvertently when the police kick their genitals off. Enema juice flows freely from tubes within a large monkey's thing. Although muffins are muffiny, cupcakes are juicy. juice is a thing which cum 24/7. Taluntain's devastating underpants smelt like rotten homobreath masturbating while Sniper watched his pet fish eat teachers. rancid silkworms crawling through Shura's nasty rash willy! Next wednesday, Herf decided ass-monkeys tasted good so she ate until his man-sack disintegrated! Maybe FenixStrife masturbates quickly while tree-huggers enthusiastically exterminate Cheeta Tamers. Luckily I'm a cheetahtamer now. People love jerking with their studded snow-tires while wizards hump harlots that hump oliphants. Oliphants? Oliphants! Orgasmic yawns caused a moderator to delete Blackthorn's sense of humor. However mathetais' restraining order prevented stimulation of buttocks repeatedly unless mutated gibberlings prevented restraining orders from Shura schweaty. "Stop!" said Taluntain, rolling on the floor laughing. "This ignorant monkey can't crawl up ass-holes infinitely." "But many kobolds sniffed purple pogo-sticks and mensrated very heavily." Blackthorne defends dragons adroitly corrupting life so impotence cannot while rap music corrupts even P-p-p-paladins. Now I know 42 dwarves masturbate. Although their oliphaunts stamped flat rats in cages, while crusy old grandmas rummage through for masturbating grandpas. Today Taluntain banned all pokemon spammers from these boards because he loves Mecha-Godzilla and Barbie-dolls. Meanwhile Blackthorne TA has created flying asses that inhale mucas. Now all power-gamers can replace Shadow keeper bananas ass using vibratiors spelt v-i-b-r-a-t-o-r-s without a dictionary. Lately literacy levels have completely dropped because idiots concerning acceptance of rules rarely manage to grasp fundamental concepts without misusing English. However grammer has important uses such as sarcastic replies Santiana uses. Spelling happens when something attempts to break up someone's concentration by inserting confusing microchips into grandma's freezer. My own grandma manipulated monkeys for the perpetual thingy called "Widget" which smells like Teen spirit. Woohoo!! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things are crawling on Mathetais' car and his mum is bitter about the drugs she was synthesizing. Gamers refused to reboot masturbating cheetahs by pressing buttons on their keyboard. The cheetahs sprint towards annoying and ripped....


    [This message has been edited by Darien Noella (edited May 06, 2001).]
     
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