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Things the Characters In BG II Would Never Say...

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Kitrax, Sep 17, 2002.

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    Remove all ads!
    Great job you folks had me laughing all the way through.
     
    Dorion Blackstar, Oct 20, 2002
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    [​IMG] Shar-Teel: Hey folks! Guess what, I'm getting married!!

    Korgan: Oh yay! That is sooooo sweet Teely! *giggles*

    Edwin: Lovely! I KNEW you guys were smarter then me all along!!

    Minsc: Theroitically, it's not called wedding, and it shoul-

    Edwin: Oh shut up, Minsc, who cares about precision anyway...

    Jaheira: *sigh* I wish I could get married...

    AT THE WEDDING

    Sarevok: *ahem* I now pronounce you husband and wife.

    Shar-Teel: YES! *kisses Eldoth and throws the flower*

    Viconia: MINE!

    Jaheira: MINE!

    Anomen: Wait! By the law of the Order it should be mine!!

    CHARNAME: Rrr. *turns into the Slayer and gets the flower*

    Imoen: #@*$&@#()*&$! *kills Charname and takes the flower*

    Aerie: Imoen! How *dare* you...*casts Imprisonment*

    Keldorn: I shall call upon the powers of the Abyss so my girl Viconia can get the flower...*kiss* isn't that right, darling?

    Viconia: Oh sweety...*giggle*

    THE END
     
    Deathmage, Oct 20, 2002
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  3. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    That last one was pretty lame...but for some reason, I'm laughing. :rolleyes:

    Some of these were pretty funny though. I didn't think this thread would get shuch a great response. :rolling:

    [ October 21, 2002, 08:30: Message edited by: Kitrax ]
     
    Kitrax, Oct 21, 2002
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    Irenicus:

    Come on! Can't we play dice over your soul instead, we both know that I would'nt stand a chanse against you in a battle.

    [ October 21, 2002, 22:12: Message edited by: Demogorog ]
     
    Demogorog, Oct 21, 2002
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    [​IMG] Viconia (Singing): La la lu la la laaaa (Smurf theme)
     
    Blackhawk, Oct 21, 2002
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    Aerie:
    You know, honestly, I am very fond of ICP. Oh, and Ozzy. Mmmmm.
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Oct 22, 2002
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    Jon Irenicus Im just misunderstood.
     
    Dorion Blackstar, Oct 22, 2002
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    CHARNAME: I hate my life. All I can say is 1, 2, or 3. And I'm been used by about 5000 person around the world. Grr.
     
    Deathmage, Oct 22, 2002
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    everyone: god da**** we're so sick of running around all godda** day. Let's go watch a movie or something.
     
    MasterBlaster, Oct 23, 2002
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    PC: Who is this infernal person that keeps controlling my actions? I can't even speak for myself!

    Irenicus: <singing>I'm a little teapot...

    Nalia: It's great to have avarice. Let's rob beggars.

    [ October 24, 2002, 02:23: Message edited by: Rastor ]
     
    Rastor, Oct 24, 2002
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    Irenicus: I've never told anyone this, but I just adore women's underwear. The lacy kind. So comfy.
     
    Dragon's Jewel, Oct 24, 2002
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    All good ones taken, but here is one...
    Aerie: Murder! Death! Kill! Hahaha... This is what i live for! (Lilacor's line)
     
    Taza, Oct 24, 2002
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    Haer'Dalis: "Well, um, it's like... y'know how he... then I, like, drew my sword, y'know, like..."

    Jan: "Hey, I just moved Aunt Bertha to a nursing home and sold the turnip farm to a condo developer for a boatload of gold! I'm going to Disneyland!"

    Jan: "I must be adopted..."
     
    Rallymama, Oct 24, 2002
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    [​IMG] Haer'Dalis: Look at that bird. Let's throw stones at it.

    Cernd: True beauty lies within...CARS! OH YEAH! I LOVE CARS! WOOHOO!

    Jaheira: Jan, will you marry me?

    Viconia: I-It's s-s-so hard b-been out of the U-Underdark...*sniff* I m-miss my brothers and f-family...and all my f-friends...and GET THAT SPIDER AWAY FROM ME! AIYEEEEEEEEEE! Thank you...I l-like a good men...
     
    Deathmage, Oct 26, 2002
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    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Korgan: "And there was this one time.. at band camp...
     
    Falstaff, Oct 26, 2002
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    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Falstaff, I know what your talking about, but think for a minute. Some people who post on this board are hermits, and never leave their own house. Not to break a tradition, here goes:

    Jan: Oh shut the h*** up! I am so sick of hearing you talk all the time!
     
    reepnorp, Oct 27, 2002
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    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Keldorn: Hey Viconia, can you spot me five dollars? There was this really fine looking chick in the bridge district, and...

    Edwin: Wow, I mean, I am just so honored to be here, <charname>, can I have your autograph??
     
    Falstaff, Oct 27, 2002
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    Korgan: Poke me again and I swear I'll cry like a little girl.

    Sarevok: I'm really sorry I tried to kill you in Baldur's Gate. It's obvious that I am a worthless warrior.

    Sarevok: My name is Binky.

    Sarevok: I love Jan.
    Jan: Really? I'm speechless.
     
    Rastor, Oct 28, 2002
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    [​IMG] Xan: "Let's enjoy our lives, they are in harmony with nature! It is so good to be with all of you!"

    Jaheira: "Khalid, your voice makes me ****ing nervous,would you please shut up?"

    Dynaheir: "Minsc, go to hell, I love Edwin now, he has a bigger dick than you."

    Keldorn: "Anomen, come here. I'll make you a paladin if you let me **** you in the ass."

    Kivan: "I love you, Viconia."

    Aerie: "It is a lot better without wings, now you can **** me in the ass with no problem!"
     
    Saruman, Oct 28, 2002
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    Haer'Dalis (swaying): Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya...
     
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