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Thoughts on the toilet

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Sydax, Apr 12, 2005.

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  1. Arifirh Gems: 10/31
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    @ War Nerve - what is that question actually from? I'm sure I've heard it before.


    Why *is* a raven like a writing desk?
     
    Arifirh, Apr 16, 2005
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    @ War Nerve- sorry, I will remove it.
     
    Ravynn, Apr 17, 2005
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    Shrikant Swords! Not words! Veteran

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    @Ravynn
    Thats just coz your food is so damn bland. How you ever manage to eat oats is beyond me. :p
     
    Shrikant, Apr 17, 2005
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    Walking by a park I just wondered:

    - How the sign "Don't step on the grass" gets in the middle of the grass?
    - From Peter Pan, how was the name of Hook when he had both hands?
    - Why pizza comes in a square box if they are rounded?
    - Why the Coyote keeps buying Acme things when they keep failing him all the time?
    - Why phone numbers are from 9 to 1 but calculators from 1 to 9?
     
    Sydax, Apr 17, 2005
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  5. War Nerve

    War Nerve And it took me back to something that I'd lost

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    Thanks Ravynn.

    Rhetorical Question?, if you've heard that quote before, chances are you've played Baldur's Gate a time or two. ;)
     
    War Nerve, Apr 17, 2005
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    *smacks self on forehead*
     
    Arifirh, Apr 17, 2005
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    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Although I do engage in a lot of thinking on the toilet - I usually read on it. All my National Geographic magazines end up in the bathroom...It's more of a library, really.
     
    Sir Belisarius, Apr 19, 2005
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    I had a nice box of books and magazines in the bathroom to occupy/amuse me.... and then the cats peed in it.

    *sigh*
     
    Arabwel, Apr 19, 2005
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    @Sir Bel
    I thought that was what bathroom meant.

    What was god thinking when he created the platypus?
     
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    Arahar, Apr 21, 2005
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    Warrior of the World Questing through space

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    It was wizards.
     
    Warrior of the World, Apr 21, 2005
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    The time I spend depends on what I eat and what I'm reading, sometimes 5 min, or sometimes up to 30 min if its a good book :D and in special cases such as food not agreeing with me, can last up to 40 min :eek: ... but hey, nothing you can do really, when nature calls, you just have to answer :D
     
    Rolsuk Fryulee, Apr 21, 2005
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    I think I actually got in the habit on thinking "How much longer until the release of DREAMFALL?" on the toilet...then again, I think that 24/7


    Also, I tend to weave the story of my small, demented Dreamworld (To be taken literally) while on the toilet (not only there. During every free minute).
     
    Jazhara7, Apr 21, 2005
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    I like to get out of there as quick as I can. I have a thing about spiders hiding behind the toilet....
     
    Sarevok•, Apr 21, 2005
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    I usually hunt Silver Fish. :p
     
    Sticker, Apr 22, 2005
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    philosophy, religion, history, geography, dungeons and dragons and all sorts of miscelaneus projects. the toilet trully is the heaven of ideeas galore!
     
    Kelvon Shadowmane, Apr 26, 2005
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