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"If there was no God, we would see fit to create one."

 

"Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the deaths of kings." -- Shakespeare

"Wars are not won by giving your life for your country. Wars are won by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his." -- Patton

"An open mind is like an open mouth. It is meant to close on something, preferably something meaty and of substance." -- G.K. Chesterton

"I went to the woods because I wanted to live simply, to front only the essential facts of life, and not to discover, when it came time to die, that I had not lived." -- Henry David Thoreau

"I have heard the mermaids singing each to each. / I do not think they will sing for me." -- T.S. Elliot

"Olanth throws the meat at the dragon." -- Stilyan_Denyal

"How can one person be so stupid?" -- ArtEChoke

"Comforts me in a Southern kind of way." -- Xenecor

"Crawl mouns the cat." -- Crawl
"Crawl mounts the cat?!?" -- Shralp

And my favorite:

"Let's roll." -- last words of a former rugby player as he and others rushed the cockpit and saved hundreds of lives, 9/11/01.

 

"Lets Roll" is, according to GW Bush, America's new slogan!

Now, instead of the pledge of allegiance, we will stand up, put our hands over our hearts, and say, "Autobots, lets Roll For It!"

 

"This is the kind of stupidity we get into with male leadership" - Shar-Teel
(I'm not a feminist)

 

Shralp

 

The majority of my money I spent on drugs, women and wine, the rest I just squandered.

I forget who said that.

 

Plato: To Be Is To Do
Socrates: To Do Is To Be
Sinatra: Do Be Do Be Do

 

"It is not until the well is dry do we know the worth of water." -Ben Franklin

 

You may be with the most beautiful woman in the world, but you will always want to #$%^ a less beautiful woman.

George Best

Ok, enough of me talking. So what do you think about me?!

I forget.

 

Theres a sucker born every minute and you're right on time



[This message has been edited by jesper898 (edited February 01, 2002).]

 

_____________________________________________I hope life isn't one big joke, because I dont get it. _____________________________________________Instead of trying to build newer bigger weapons of destrution, mankind should be thinking about getting use out of the ones we already have.

 

The grass is always greener on the other side.

 

"I'll be back." Arnold Schwarzanaegar (How do you spell his name??)

 

Go ahead punk, make my day!

 

OK:

"Fate Bekins us all" Unknown

"Life Is Death and Death Is I" Unknown

"God's are not proven not to exist so therefore they must exist" Monk in Grece 104 AD

"To Whom Much Is Given Much Shal Be Asked Of In Return" Luke 13 Bible (I think)

"Your Path is mine" Dak'Kon (PT)
"There cannot be two skies" Same as above
"Endure in Enduring grow strong" Same as above
"I will pen your name in the dead book with you own blood" Nameless One (PT)
"If I die then you die with me" Don't Know
"OMG your bleeding all over the floor please the sign says "mop up any spills" " Serial killer talking to the corpse of the one he killed
P.S.
And by the way get a load of this word: "Antydisestablishmantarianists" LOL good word just kinda long

 

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth.

(Bain Croix?)

[This message has been edited by jbigdaddy (edited February 02, 2002).]

 

Yes Yes I do

 

"If our fathers where the models of god, and our fathers failed, what does that say about god?"- that guy from Fight Club, you know, that guy with the red jacket who makes soap.

 

It takes two to tango.

Hes about four cans short of a sixpack.
(translated, he's crazy)

The lights are one but no ones home.
(translated, he's crazy)

I had a broken watch once and it was right twice a day.

If we dont aim beyond our reach then what is heaven for?