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Boys are created to hurt girls.
My best friend

You dont argue over your taste, you fight over it.
Me

 

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. ALL REAL Americans, love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers . . . Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in Hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post, don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know . . . My God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. My God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friends face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything, we'll let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War Two?" You won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." Alright now, you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. Oh! . . . I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all." - General G. S. Patton

"that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is." - You add the punctuation.

"woman without her man is nothing" - You add the punctuation.

".sdrawkcab si taht dlrow eht si ti ,seye ym ni tuB .sdrawkcab ma I ,seye s'dlrow eht nI" - a friend

(P.S. sorry Taluntain, I know that vulgarity is not allowed on the boards, but Patton would have lost his steam if I hadn't included it.)

 

"Annoying is as annoying does, and you do annoying quite well." -Me

 

"they couldn't even hit an elephant from way over th-", last words of some dead general.

 

Popular last words:
"Lets split up, we'll cover more ground"

"Are you sure this is safe?" "Yes, I'm sure"

"I am invincible!"

 

"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf

 

this is really sad..... "Come watch me, Swallow flaming knives!"- juggler at naskel fair

 

ooops I accidentally posted twice
I thought my transfer was interuppted.




[This message has been edited by Jerlark386 (edited February 06, 2002).]

 

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here, and we want them now"

"Yes. Cake and fine wine"

Withnail & I

"Its pining for the fijords"

"PINING FOR THE FIJORDS!"

I thought you said he was dead?
No I just said he sleeps with the fishes.

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"We'll head them off at the pass!", John Wayne, in like 50 movies.

"I'll tear your head off and s*** down your throat!", Duke Nukem. (and he did, too)

 

"Never Raise Your Hand On Your Children, It Leaves Your Groin Unprotected" .

Btw after a month of begging to my friend i finally got LOTR on DVD.

Muahahhaha!

 

Egoist, noun: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce