Tongue Twisters

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Unfortunatly, I don't know any in english, so I'm going to say some in french if you can understand.

Je veux et j'exgige un paroxisme spasmodique.

Le fisc fixe exprès chaque taxe excessive exclusivement au luxe et à l'exquis.

Si six cents scies scient six cents cigares, six cents six scies scient six cents six cigares.

Les ruses de ce rustre fruste aux frusques lustrées les frustrent!

If you can understand and say all of this, then have fun!

 

Well, i have some two.
Lieselotje leerde Lori lopen langs Leni's lange Lindenlaan.

Willie Wortel wastte witte wollensokken in de wasmachine.

My ones mean.

Lieselotje learned Lori to walk on Leni's long Lindenroad.

Willie Wortel washed white whoolensoks in the wasmachine.

 

I think it goes like this:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers
Where is the peck of pickeled peppers Peter Piper picked.

 

- Maria Chuzena techa su choza, que choza maria chuzena techa?

- Si tu gusto gustara del gusto que gusta mi gusto,
mi gusto gustaría del gusto que gusta tu gusto.
Pero como tu gusto no gusta del gusto que gusta mi gusto, mi gusto no gusta del gusto que gusta tu gusto.

- Pablito clavó un clavito. Un clavito clavó Pablito.

El que poco coco come, poco coco compra;
el que poca capa se tapa, poca capa se compra.
Como yo poco coco como, poco coco compro,
y como poca capa me tapo, poca capa me compro.

- Yo tengo una cabra
etica, peretica, perimpimpletica, peluda, pelada,
perimpimplada, que tuvo un cabrito
etico, peretico, perimpimpletico, peludo, pelado,
perimpimplado si la cabra no hubiera sido
etica, peretica, perimpimpletica, peluda, pelada,
perimpimplada el cabro no hubiera sido
etico, peretico, perimpimpletico, peludo, pelado,
perimpimplado...

Oh man, I still remember them...
Sorry, if I transalte them to english they make no sense, and even if I try hard, I couldn't...

 

Betty bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter was bitter, so Betty bought better bits of butter, and this bit of butter was better.

 

nooooo! NNOOOOOOO!!!! STOP THIS MADNESS, MY HEAD HURTS!!!!! If I ever meet a wood chuck, I'm going to kill him, then I can say that THIS wood chuck can't cuckwood CAUSE HES DEAD!!

 

There is some tongue twisters in Turkish:

Dal sarkar kartal kalkar,kartal kalkar dal sarkar(branch hangs down eagle takes flight;eagle takes flight branch hangs down)It is one of the hardest tongue-twisters in Turkish.

Şu yoğurdu sarımsaklasak da mı saklasak,sarımsaklamasak da mı saklasak(Shall we keep that yogurt with garlic,or keep that yogurt without garlic.or something like this)

Al şu takatukaları takatukacıya götür,takatukalat;eğer takatukacı takatukaları takatukalamazsa takatukaları takatukacıdan takatukalatmadan geri getir(I can't translate it!)