Washroom passtimes

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Yes *now* it's getting silly

Why don't you just throw it down in the toilet, saves your body time

Question: (because I find this sort of human behaviour fascinating (read:horrifying )

Taking care of business ususally takes me under a minute and I'm outta there in less than three. How long do you stay in there?

 

Hey, me three on the toilet paper isse... who needs Kleenex anyway?

Cell phones + toilets + important calls are not a good combo.

 

Toilet paper for blowing noses, yes. For napkins? er. no.
But then again we don't use napkins, we just don't make a mess...

 

Normally have a or a smoke, and take sum munchies with me, but this is only in places where I can smoke indoors...

 

A smoke! That's dangerous! You don't read Terry Pratchett, do you. Then again, your toilet is probably not just a hole dug in the garden, with a moveable hut over it.


I usually just think - about stories, how to solve a puzzle I am stuck on, in an adventure game, or the world in general - when I am on the toilet.

I just wonder what the people in China, or in France do, when they are on the toilet. Their toilets are basically just a hole in the ground (Use google, and search for "French Toilet" [without the speech marks]. The first object explains it). This type of toilet is actually more hygenic than the ones were you sit. Although I think that in France, the newer buildings have regular seating toilets. At least the public ones.

 

This reminds me, back when I was a youngster, one time I was doind a puzzle book, I got so into it I stayed on the bog for 3 hours and completed all 348 pages of the damn thing and totally forgot where I was or what I was supposed to be doing there... that and a couple of times I've fallen asleep... not fun when you wake up I can tell ya...

 

Another downside of kleenex - they don't flush well. They just soak up into a ball and get stuck at the bottom and you have to go and pick it out to throw into the garbage. I had to figure that out the hard way...

Just to clarify the napkin thing: I forget the difference between napkin and hankerchief. I didn't mean we lay the toilet paper on our laps. (That would be really weird) We just use it clean our fingers and mouthes.

 

That plunger thingie will still push that annoying blockage through. Wet tissue paper doesn't hold worth the stuff you normally flush anyway...

 

I read in the bathroom. Only place where its quiet enough to...damn sister n her friends