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What is Shell sizing us up for?

Discussion in 'Sorcerous Sundries' started by kuemper, Apr 4, 2006.

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  1. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    Remove all ads!
    Don't forget
    'Do you want children?'
    'Do you have pets?' Although I think I did that one
    'How much do you earn per year?'
    'What is your job?'

    ;)
     
    Shell, Apr 4, 2006
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  2. T2Bruno

    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    My favorite came from a TV movie. The main character (male) asks an attractive woman, "Do you have stretch marks? I really dig a woman with stretch marks."
     
    T2Bruno, Apr 4, 2006
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  3. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Well, be that as it may, the 'How much do you earn per year?' and the 'What is your job?' polls are what scare me the most. :eek:

    Something tells me she's a secret CIA agent currently stationed in England. :rolleyes: She already knows too much, we're all screwed! :eek: :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Apr 5, 2006
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  4. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Come on, Shell, do the kids poll so I dont have to! :p
     
    Arabwel, Apr 5, 2006
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  5. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Undecided, tilting on the 'no' side.

    Three furballs and two lovely, fuzzy, huggable and insanely cute Pandinus Imperator.

    There. Satisfied, Shell?
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Apr 5, 2006
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  6. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    Hehehe. Well you know you can ask me whatever you want.... if you offer me a turnip.
     
    Takara, Apr 5, 2006
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  7. Arahar

    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    "Why the question of how we sleep mystifies me a bit, tho. "

    That's how they plan to get us to were the costumes they'll drug us and stuff us in the costumes when we're asleep then when we wake up we won't notice until somebody mentions it.
     
    Arahar, Apr 5, 2006
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    This would explain why I was dressed like the Easter bunny this morning! :bigeyes:
     
    kuemper, Apr 5, 2006
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  9. Shell

    Shell Awww, come and give me a big hug!

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    I deny all knowledge!


    As for the trying to up my post count, bear in mind that posting a poll only uses one post up ;) If that was my aim I could spam in the RBP :p
     
    Shell, Apr 5, 2006
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  10. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    And you do. :p (Well, not pure SPAM most of the time, but still.) But the RBP just wasn't enough for you, was it? You needed more. :roll:
     
    Felinoid, Apr 5, 2006
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    Arahar, I admit I had hoped for something more sinister. :cry:

    Far more sinister! :grin: bwahaha!!

    /picks up cat to pet it like every proper villain
     
    Dendri, Apr 5, 2006
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  12. DarkStrider

    DarkStrider I've seen the future and it has seen me Distinguished Member

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    I keep checking under my bed for a pod, I suggest you all do the same; she's going to clone us all I know it :grin:
     
    DarkStrider, Apr 6, 2006
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  13. Nakia

    Nakia The night is mine Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    :eek: I knew those dust bunnies under the bed were getting awfully big.
     
    Nakia, Apr 6, 2006
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  14. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Shell wants to eat our liver with some farva beans and a nice chianti.

    Slurburburburburp.
     
    Death Rabbit, Apr 6, 2006
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    ... while we are dressed like bees?!

    That's just wrong and twisted for so many reasons! :shame:
     
    Dendri, Apr 6, 2006
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  16. Arahar

    Arahar Hmm, it's a dwarf. Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    I think that we've left the realm of conspiracy theory and gone straight to just plain wierd.
     
    Arahar, Apr 6, 2006
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  17. Disciple of The Watch

    Disciple of The Watch Preparing The Coming of The New Order Veteran

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    Heh, the dating service seems the most plausible of all scenarios... she analyzes every info we posted for, plugs that into her diabolical machine, and POOF! You're matched with a SP user of the opposite sex.

    Isn't that wonderful? I bet Tal never thought of using SP as dating service. :rolleyes:
     
    Disciple of The Watch, Apr 16, 2006
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    [​IMG] With the latest poll, I'm leaning towards a sushi dinner.
     
    kuemper, May 12, 2006
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  19. Daie d'Malkin

    Daie d'Malkin Shoulda gone to Specsavers

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    Or a fruit salad
     
    Daie d'Malkin, May 12, 2006
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    And somehow I get completely passed over... heh.
     
    Rastor, May 14, 2006
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