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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Shell, Jun 8, 2003.

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  1. reepnorp

    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Remove all ads!
    If I won the lottary, I'd wonder why I, being 14 had a ticket and won. But after that, I would:

    1)Drool
    2)Drool some more
    3)Slap myself to make sure I'm awake
    4)Laugh at all my poor, poor friends

    Oh yeah, and buy a whole lot of stuff.
     
    reepnorp, Jun 9, 2003
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    [​IMG] If I won the lottery, hmmm? well, first I'd pay for college, then I would just have to buy season tickets for the Chicago Fire and Liverpool FC. and then I'd buy...
    Loads of Fire & LFC mechandise
    A great many comp. games
    PS2 and all FF games
    And then other stuff I can't name now cause I haven't thought of them yet!
     
    Valkyrie, Jun 11, 2003
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  3. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I tell you what I'd do: two chicks at the same time, man. :cool:

    sorry - this post reminded me too much of the movie "Office Space" - couldn't resist :D Hmmm...

    1. Relieve everyone in my family of any debt.

    2. Buy them all homes.

    3. Set up trust funds for my nephews, so they don't end up being white trash scumbags like their mother (no, she's not my sister)

    4. Put the rest in the highest interest-bearing savings account I can find and live off the interest. :money:

    That's the smart me. The OTHER me would...

    1. Purchase MTV and completely change the programming. All lame-ass shows will be replaced with 24 hours of Chili-Peppers, Alice in Chains, Def Leppard, Devo and Garbage videos, with "I Dream of Genie" and "Speed Racer" reruns to be shown at night. Current programming director responsible for the show "TRL" will be hog-tied and flogged for shameless brain-washing of American teenagers and making them all morons and pop-culture puppets.

    2. Purchase small island in the Carribean and populate it only with midgets and swimwear models. Declare myself king.

    3. Commission the construction of the largest rubber dildo ever made. Use it to beat Oprah Winfrey to death.

    4. Buy General Mills cereals, so I would have an endless supply of Golden Grahams and Cinnemon Toast Crunch. Kick ass. :cool:

    5. Purchase all original 3 Stooges movies and watch them. Drink heavily. Require midget servants to reenact my favorite scenes.

    6. Hire squad of british Yardie mob thugs to patrol the streets and beat to a pulp any white kids who use the following phrases: "Whuss-up, dawg?" "Yo, that is wack!" and "That is tight, G!" The adornment of, or reference to "bling bling" will be treated especially harshly. The head of Eminem will be stuff and mounted on my wall...as a warning.

    7. Buy original Batmobile and fight crime.

    8. Stop posting on SP at 9pm when I've been at work since 7:30 this morning and I should be working on meeting my deadline...which I won't.

    9. Can I have a hug?

    J. I farted. H ha hahaha

    :coffee:
     
    Death Rabbit, Jun 11, 2003
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